Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
ujGearhead's photo
Wed 01/04/12 06:00 PM






Dr. Luv,

I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest???

Signed,
A horny fiend
ONLINE with horny Hippie.....thanks for calling................

If you get into your car,

and drive around in "the hood",

you will see several woman,

standing on corners,

dressed very vividly!

You can pick one of them up,

give her $20.00, even in food stamps,

and get your sexual tension released,

in about 30 seconds.






And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................


What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????shades
ONLINE LIVE with Leigh...ty for the call................


No, you will not look on corners.

You will go to a "Stud Ranch".

Im not sure of their price range,

but im guessing it would be more than $20.00.

What could you get for $40.00?

A little less than a half sixteenthoops we're talkin bout guys huh?

Old habits die hard!

Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend,

that you check their package first,

and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth.

Have fun!







And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................


I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! I think they ripped me off.......

Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off.


DOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! frustrated frustrated frustrated That explains sooooooooo many things including why I'D have to pay THEM. I thought they were meaning that the chicks there were just really ugly when they asked me "Paper or plastic". Now that I think of it, it might also explain why they called me a sick basnastard and called the ASPCA when I told them what I wanted to do with the chicks there.....

doc_dog's photo
Wed 01/04/12 06:05 PM







Dr. Luv,

I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest???

Signed,
A horny fiend
ONLINE with horny Hippie.....thanks for calling................

If you get into your car,

and drive around in "the hood",

you will see several woman,

standing on corners,

dressed very vividly!

You can pick one of them up,

give her $20.00, even in food stamps,

and get your sexual tension released,

in about 30 seconds.






And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................


What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????shades
ONLINE LIVE with Leigh...ty for the call................


No, you will not look on corners.

You will go to a "Stud Ranch".

Im not sure of their price range,

but im guessing it would be more than $20.00.

What could you get for $40.00?

A little less than a half sixteenthoops we're talkin bout guys huh?

Old habits die hard!

Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend,

that you check their package first,

and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth.

Have fun!







And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................


I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! I think they ripped me off.......

Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off.


DOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! frustrated frustrated frustrated That explains sooooooooo many things including why I'D have to pay THEM. I thought they were meaning that the chicks there were just really ugly when they asked me "Paper or plastic". Now that I think of it, it might also explain why they called me a sick basnastard and called the ASPCA when I told them what I wanted to do with the chicks there.....

Just curious...did ya get some breast and leg while ya were there?

ujGearhead's photo
Wed 01/04/12 06:06 PM








Dr. Luv,

I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest???

Signed,
A horny fiend
ONLINE with horny Hippie.....thanks for calling................

If you get into your car,

and drive around in "the hood",

you will see several woman,

standing on corners,

dressed very vividly!

You can pick one of them up,

give her $20.00, even in food stamps,

and get your sexual tension released,

in about 30 seconds.






And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................


What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????shades
ONLINE LIVE with Leigh...ty for the call................


No, you will not look on corners.

You will go to a "Stud Ranch".

Im not sure of their price range,

but im guessing it would be more than $20.00.

What could you get for $40.00?

A little less than a half sixteenthoops we're talkin bout guys huh?

Old habits die hard!

Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend,

that you check their package first,

and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth.

Have fun!







And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................


I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! I think they ripped me off.......

Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off.


DOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! frustrated frustrated frustrated That explains sooooooooo many things including why I'D have to pay THEM. I thought they were meaning that the chicks there were just really ugly when they asked me "Paper or plastic". Now that I think of it, it might also explain why they called me a sick basnastard and called the ASPCA when I told them what I wanted to do with the chicks there.....

Just curious...did ya get some breast and leg while ya were there?


Nope. Just an armful of taters and a boot up the azz.

no photo
Wed 01/04/12 06:22 PM


dear luvlessdoc,
do you have a crystal ball????????
ONLINE LIVE with Turtle...ty for calling.................

He said, "luvlessdoc", rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Ok,

now about your question.

I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show.

Butt............

I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!

YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT,

TURTLES CANT HEAR!!

So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!!

Of course, YOU wont be able to see them,

BUT I WILL!!!!!

I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........




A CRYSTAL BALL.

YA GOT THAT?

HOW ABOUT THIS?

I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!

THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!

THEY ARE

CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY,

ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL,

DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY.............................












AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............






uhhhhh....does that mean you don't want to buy onewhat
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap ohwell

alookat101's photo
Wed 01/04/12 07:22 PM
Ring..., Ring..., Hello Dr. Luv I thougth this was a call in show to get get answer's from U not a gossip program about chickens and sbuds ..., hello Dr. Luv are you there ? rant

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 01/05/12 10:51 AM






Dr. Luv,

I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest???

Signed,
A horny fiend
ONLINE with horny Hippie.....thanks for calling................

If you get into your car,

and drive around in "the hood",

you will see several woman,

standing on corners,

dressed very vividly!

You can pick one of them up,

give her $20.00, even in food stamps,

and get your sexual tension released,

in about 30 seconds.






And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................


What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????shades
ONLINE LIVE with Leigh...ty for the call................


No, you will not look on corners.

You will go to a "Stud Ranch".

Im not sure of their price range,

but im guessing it would be more than $20.00.

What could you get for $40.00?

A little less than a half sixteenthoops we're talkin bout guys huh?

Old habits die hard!

Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend,

that you check their package first,

and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth.

Have fun!







And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................


I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! I think they ripped me off.......


Well I might still be horny when I leave, but I won't be hungry....ohwell
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 01/05/12 10:52 AM



dear luvlessdoc,
do you have a crystal ball????????
ONLINE LIVE with Turtle...ty for calling.................

He said, "luvlessdoc", rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Ok,

now about your question.

I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show.

Butt............

I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!

YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT,

TURTLES CANT HEAR!!

So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!!

Of course, YOU wont be able to see them,

BUT I WILL!!!!!

I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........




A CRYSTAL BALL.

YA GOT THAT?

HOW ABOUT THIS?

I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!

THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!

THEY ARE

CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY,

ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL,

DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY.............................












AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............






uhhhhh....does that mean you don't want to buy onewhat
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap ohwell
SECURITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 01/05/12 10:53 AM
And im taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................

irisheyes79's photo
Thu 01/05/12 10:56 AM
i have a hard time making friends what could it be?

no photo
Thu 01/05/12 11:14 AM

i have a hard time making friends what could it be?


I think you're just too damn good lookin for most people to handle Irish....smokin

irisheyes79's photo
Thu 01/05/12 11:31 AM


i have a hard time making friends what could it be?


I think you're just too damn good lookin for most people to handle Irish....smokin
noway

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 01/05/12 12:31 PM

i have a hard time making friends what could it be?
ONLINE LIVE with Johnny, ty for the call...................

Have you tried offering people money,

to be your friend????

I bet, that would work, really well!!

Give it a try, and good luck!









And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................

irisheyes79's photo
Thu 01/05/12 12:33 PM


i have a hard time making friends what could it be?
ONLINE LIVE with Johnny, ty for the call...................

Have you tried offering people money,

to be your friend????

I bet, that would work, really well!!

Give it a try, and good luck!hm i usally try the smooth drunk guy approach









And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................

alookat101's photo
Thu 01/05/12 02:43 PM
Johnny's out of money this month but I can loan him a few bucks.drinks

no photo
Thu 01/05/12 02:46 PM




dear luvlessdoc,
do you have a crystal ball????????
ONLINE LIVE with Turtle...ty for calling.................

He said, "luvlessdoc", rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Ok,

now about your question.

I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show.

Butt............

I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!

YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT,

TURTLES CANT HEAR!!

So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!!

Of course, YOU wont be able to see them,

BUT I WILL!!!!!

I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........




A CRYSTAL BALL.

YA GOT THAT?

HOW ABOUT THIS?

I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!

THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!

THEY ARE

CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY,

ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL,

DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY.............................












AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............






uhhhhh....does that mean you don't want to buy onewhat
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap ohwell
SECURITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
whaAAaatt what

irisheyes79's photo
Fri 01/06/12 07:17 AM
the other 3 voices in my head argue alot lately how do i handle that?

oldhippie1952's photo
Fri 01/06/12 07:20 AM
Dr Luv,

Are you a psychologist or luv machine? The voices in Irish's head are confusing me.

irisheyes79's photo
Fri 01/06/12 07:22 AM

Dr Luv,

Are you a psychologist or luv machine? The voices in Irish's head are confusing me.
you should try havin em in ur head its even worse the noise n insanity

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 01/06/12 08:54 AM





dear luvlessdoc,
do you have a crystal ball????????
ONLINE LIVE with Turtle...ty for calling.................

He said, "luvlessdoc", rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Ok,

now about your question.

I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show.

Butt............

I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!

YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT,

TURTLES CANT HEAR!!

So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!!

Of course, YOU wont be able to see them,

BUT I WILL!!!!!

I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........




A CRYSTAL BALL.

YA GOT THAT?

HOW ABOUT THIS?

I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!

THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!

THEY ARE

CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY,

ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL,

DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY.............................












AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............






uhhhhh....does that mean you don't want to buy onewhat
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap ohwell
SECURITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
whaAAaatt what
ONLINE LIVE with Turtle.......ty for the call.............

YOU KNOW WHAT!

DONT TRY TO ACT COY WITH ME!

*said in a mocking voice*

"Does that mean you dont want to buy one? Cause I know where you can get one, real cheap".

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL, I DONT USE CRYSTAL BALLS,

SO WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY ONE??

Sheeeeeeeeeesh!








And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................

irisheyes79's photo
Fri 01/06/12 08:56 AM






dear luvlessdoc,
do you have a crystal ball????????
ONLINE LIVE with Turtle...ty for calling.................

He said, "luvlessdoc", rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Ok,

now about your question.

I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show.

Butt............

I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!

YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT,

TURTLES CANT HEAR!!

So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!!

Of course, YOU wont be able to see them,

BUT I WILL!!!!!

I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........




A CRYSTAL BALL.

YA GOT THAT?

HOW ABOUT THIS?

I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!

THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!

THEY ARE

CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY,

ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL,

DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY.............................












AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............






uhhhhh....does that mean you don't want to buy onewhat
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap ohwell
SECURITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
whaAAaatt what
ONLINE LIVE with Turtle.......ty for the call.............

YOU KNOW WHAT!

DONT TRY TO ACT COY WITH ME!

*said in a mocking voice*

"Does that mean you dont want to buy one? Cause I know where you can get one, real cheap".

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL, I DONT USE CRYSTAL BALLS,

SO WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY ONE??

Sheeeeeeeeeesh!








And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................
you still didnt answer my call