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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Mon 01/09/12 04:49 PM
Oh, then hurry even faster, please. You will be handsomely rewarded for your efforts! know what kind of deposit im talkin bout?

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Mon 01/09/12 04:53 PM
Oh, then hurry even faster, please. You will be handsomely rewarded for your efforts! know what kind of deposit im talkin bout? I hope I do...

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Mon 01/09/12 04:56 PM
Oh, then hurry even faster, please. You will be handsomely rewarded for your efforts! know what kind of deposit im talkin bout? I hope I do... he he

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Mon 01/09/12 05:15 PM
Oh, then hurry even faster, please. You will be handsomely rewarded for your efforts! know what kind of deposit im talkin bout? I hope I do... he he I'm headed upstairs now. Should take me about 10 minutes, lol. Call before you, well, you know...

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 01/09/12 06:00 PM
Dear Dr Luv, All this hotchey gotchey palavar has gotten a bug in my pants. I need to pole dance. Should I do it with a cow? Sincerely, Buggy pants with cow

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Tue 01/10/12 10:18 AM
Oh, then hurry even faster, please. You will be handsomely rewarded for your efforts! know what kind of deposit im talkin bout? I hope I do... he he I'm headed upstairs now. Should take me about 10 minutes, lol. Call before you, well, you know... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm make sure ur clean n ready

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Tue 01/10/12 10:37 AM
What are you implying, lol? I'm always clean sweetie pie! And usually ready!

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Tue 01/10/12 10:43 AM
What are you implying, lol? I'm always clean sweetie pie! And usually ready! i meant you know gotta make sure ur clean he he

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 01/10/12 12:33 PM
What are you implying, lol? I'm always clean sweetie pie! And usually ready! i meant you know gotta make sure ur clean he he But, sometimes it's better when they're dirty.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/10/12 12:58 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 01/10/12 12:59 PM
Hey Dr Luv, I'm sick of hurting all the time. I can't sit around stoned all day every day. What do you recommend? Much love and respect, the other DOC ONLINE LIVE with Docbiotch...ty for the call............. I say we take you outside, and shoot you. Your obviously past your expiration date, or you wouldnt have all this pain. One of my loyal listners, Johnny, really wants to kill someone. I told him to kill Turtle, but ill bet he will be more than willing, to kill you too! Send me a postcard from Hell, hehehe. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/10/12 01:03 PM
Dear Dr Luv, All this hotchey gotchey palavar has gotten a bug in my pants. I need to pole dance. Should I do it with a cow? Sincerely, Buggy pants with cow ONLINE LIVE with Hippie.............ty for calling.......... You want to dance on a cows pole? Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I would highly suggest that you first, sedate the cow, to avoid possible injury, from such actions. Bring plenty of lube, and you should be good to go! Yeeeee hawwwwwww! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW.........................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/10/12 01:07 PM
What are you implying, lol? I'm always clean sweetie pie! And usually ready! i meant you know gotta make sure ur clean he he But, sometimes it's better when they're dirty. Yeah, Gearhead is into that "Starkist" kind of smell. But I did find a sale on "Chicken of the Sea" so hopefully hes not really picky what brand, as long as I smell like tuna! Im gonna have to stock up on it, and use it daily, to please him, when hes here, and possibly afterwards. Im thinkin I should make "HIM" pay for it, since its all just for "HIS" benefit! Hell, thats $7.00 a week! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..............................

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 01/10/12 03:27 PM
drluuuuuv, can I ???

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 01/10/12 03:29 PM
Jerry, where the hell have you been? uhh...uhhh....I've been sick...yea, that's it...sick Yupe Dr.Luv manO is sick we need your help!!!!!!!! ONLINE with Alookat.........ty for the call........... WHAT THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? A FRIGGEN MIRACLE WORKER?? YEAH... JERRY, TURTLE, WHATEVER THE HELL, HIS NAME IS, IS SICK, AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING, ANYONE SHY OF A MIRACLE WORKER, CAN DO, FOR HIS SICK AZZ! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...........................

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 01/10/12 03:30 PM
dear dr i have muderous thoughts n really actually want to kill right now n even planned it all out whats the verdict? ONLINE with Johnny.....ty for the call..................... Well, since Turtle(Jerry), is already so mentally sick, that now even a miracle worker, can save his crazy azz, kill Turtle. And taking YOUR calls ONLINE NOW...........................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/10/12 03:41 PM
drluuuuuv, can I ??? ONLINE with Turtle..............ty for calling................. No! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE....................

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 01/10/12 03:43 PM
why ?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/10/12 03:53 PM
why ? ONLINE with Turtle.........ty for calling................ because ive already been smacked in my face today, and I sure as hell dont need to get smacked again! ANd taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Tue 01/10/12 04:18 PM
What are you implying, lol? I'm always clean sweetie pie! And usually ready! i meant you know gotta make sure ur clean he he But, sometimes it's better when they're dirty. true

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 01/10/12 04:28 PM
Dear Doctor Luv... I got an issue.... I need your guidance. Every day when I get home from work....4 chicks from the new neighbors house run across the field to greet me and try desperately for love and attention and snacks. My two black b!tches who I keep locked up seem cool with it and my woman (Soufie) seems cool with it....I am just afraid that if I love every naked tail wagging b!tch who want some of my mojo...I may get a reputation as love floozie. What should I do?