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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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Dear Doctor Rockanrollerby;
A friend of mine received the clapper as a gift from his girlfriend. Now his lights clap on but he can't clap off. So is it okay to regift a clapper to somebody in Egypt? |
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It's like an epidemic of deadness in here...has everyone went zombie? What's the diagnosis doc? Huh?  I said the same exact thing, about a week ago, but my favorite Mod "Soufie" said, "Mingle is just fine. People come here when they are happy. It is not required, for people to post here at Mingle2, and wouldnt it be sad, if they were? Thats the whole beauty, of Mingle2". So thats what im goin with.............thank you for your call........ |
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Dear Doctor Rockanrollerby; A friend of mine received the clapper as a gift from his girlfriend. Now his lights clap on but he can't clap off. So is it okay to regift a clapper to somebody in Egypt?  Live with Mowtown.....thanks for your call....... If its a reject, and defective, than yes, definitely send it to "Bum Phuck Egypt". It belongs there, along with all the other defects, and rejects! And taking your calls LIVE............................................ |
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Thanks a lot.
Mo gave ME the clap. Per. |
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doctress,
if a man says something and there is not a woman present, is he still wrong ?? |
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doctress, if a man says something and there is not a woman present, is he still wrong ?? Yes. |
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Thanks a lot. Mo gave ME the clap. Per.
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doctress, if a man says something and there is not a woman present, is he still wrong ?? Yes. 
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doctress, if a man says something and there is not a woman present, is he still wrong ?? Yes. 
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Now see how calm you are now! Im brilliant!
Next caller......your LIVE.................................... |
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ATTENION: This show is not responsible, for those who dont like, the answers they get, from Dear Luv2rocknrollby.
Luv2roknrollby, answers your questions, based upon her... great intelligence, her demented, and twisted, sense of humor, her own life experience, and how much, we pay her, to do this show. Thank you, The Management of the "Dear Luv2roknrollby Show". and LIVE and answering your calls.................................... |
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Dear Rockenrollerby;
Saturday I lost my favorite potholder. Yesterday I found it in the fridge. How does this chit happen? Is it the aliens again? Or is my dog messing with my head? P.S. Do you really get paid for this chit? And do banks still look at you funny when you want to cash in A roll of nickels? |
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Dear Rockenrollerby; Saturday I lost my favorite potholder. Yesterday I found it in the fridge. How does this chit happen? Is it the aliens again? Or is my dog messing with my head? P.S. Do you really get paid for this chit? And do banks still look at you funny when you want to cash in A roll of nickels? I have the answer for where you found your favorite 'potholder'. You were 'lighting one up' and got the munchies. The big vat of chili required two hands, so you put down your......'potholder' in the closest available non-flamable spot (the grille things in the fridge). |
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How did a "vat" of chili get in my fridge?
Was it the chili pirates? |
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How did a "vat" of chili get in my fridge? Was it the chili pirates? *Looks in his fridge*  Somebody stole my chili!!! *looks around suspicious like....*
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You should have put a tin-foil hat around it.
Then the chili pirates wouldn't have been able to find it. |
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You should have put a tin-foil hat around it. Then the chili pirates wouldn't have been able to find it. I would have, but there was only enough tin-foil for one hat, and well......... |
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Edited by
motowndowntown
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Mon 10/24/11 04:50 PM
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Let that be a lesson to ya then.
Always, always, have plenty of tin-foil on hand,,,and head. Now cook up another vat of chili. Pirates get awful hungry around this time of night. |
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Let that be a lesson to ya then. Always, always, have plenty of tin-foil on hand,,,and head. Now cook up another vat of chili. Pirates get awful hungry around this time of night. *Now cooking in a lead-sealed room* |
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