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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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There is a trail of chili sauce leading to your profile.  THERE SHE IS! GUARDS! FETCH MY CHILI AND HER HEAD! but Machug aint given you head... at least, not for free. *runs away so Machug cant slap her* He called me a Chili thief!! No head, unless he apologizes for false accusations. Hmphf no sorry, no suckie!
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and on the air............................
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And now a word from our sponsors...............................
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You've tried corn lots of ways,
  you've tried Cream Style Corn, Canned Regular Corn,   Corn Dogs, Grilled BBQ Corn, and the same thing always happens. It slips, out of your hand, while your eating it, or its, just plain, boring, old, corn.   You try bamboo sticks, and they always break. And those darn metal ones, always bend, still leaving you with, boring, old, corn. WELL NOT ANYMORE!!!  NOW THERES "THE CORNHOLER"!!! *WONT BREAK  *WONT BEND *GIVES YOU EASY HANDLES ON BOTH ENDS *AND JUST LOOK, AT WHAT YOU CAN DO, WITH YOUR BORING, OLD, CORN!!! First, look how easy it is, to use........  Just take any ordinary household hammer, and hammer "The Cornholer", through the center, of the corn. ITS THAT EASY!!!  "The Cornholer, is made to be longer, than the ear of corn, providing easy to hold, handles.  And just add ordinary fruit, to the center hole, that "The Cornholer" makes and enjoy.... Banana Corn Pineapple Corn Apple Corn Orange Corn Grape Corn Pear Corn Plumb Corn Lemon Corn... Just about anything, stuffed into "The Cornholer", will be delicious. WANT VARIETY YOU SAY???   The kids will love Tootsie Corn, or Hamburger Corn!! Mmmmmm yummy!!! BUT THATS NOT ALL...........  After you've finished eating your corn, you can make these lovely Corn Floral Arrangements,   Or be the talk of the town, in these stunning Corn Fashions. SO, CALL NOW, AND YOU CAN GET 2 "CORNHOLER'S", FOR THE AMAZING PRICE, OF ONLY $9.99, THATS RIGHT, I SAID, 2 "CORNHOLER'S", FOR ONLY $9.99  Endorsed by our spokespersons,"Beavis & Butthead". "Yeah, yeah, uhhh, we, love, the, yeah, yeah, uhhh Cornholer. Yeah, yeah, uhhh, you said, uhhhh "Cornholer", yeah, yeah".-Beavis & Butthead  AND IF YOU ORDER, WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, WE WILL INCLUDE THIS, FREE, "CORNHOLER" TEE SHIRT, FREE, WITH YOUR ORDER. SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET "CORNHOLED" TODAY! CALL 1-800-CRN-HOLE, TO PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW! *not responsible, for bodily injury, caused by "The Cornholer"* *no refunds, or returns, will be accepted* *not available, in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE.......................................
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And a word from our sponsors..........................................
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You've tried corn lots of ways, you've tried Cream Style Corn, Canned Regular Corn, Corn Dogs, Grilled BBQ Corn, and the same thing always happens. It slips, out of your hand, while your eating it, or its, just plain, boring, old, corn. You try bamboo sticks, and they always break. And those darn metal ones, always bend, still leaving you with, boring, old, corn. WELL NOT ANYMORE!!! NOW THERES "THE CORNHOLER"!!! *WONT BREAK *WONT BEND *GIVES YOU EASY HANDLES ON BOTH ENDS *AND JUST LOOK, AT WHAT YOU CAN DO, WITH YOUR BORING, OLD, CORN!!! First, look how easy it is, to use........ Just take any ordinary household hammer, and hammer "The Cornholer", through the center, of the corn. ITS THAT EASY!!! "The Cornholer, is made to be longer, than the ear of corn, providing easy to hold, handles. And just add ordinary fruit, to the center hole, that "The Cornholer" makes and enjoy.... Banana Corn Pineapple Corn Apple Corn Orange Corn Grape Corn Pear Corn Plumb Corn Lemon Corn... Just about anything, stuffed into "The Cornholer", will be delicious. WANT VARIETY YOU SAY??? The kids will love Tootsie Corn, or Hamburger Corn!! Mmmmmm yummy!!! BUT THATS NOT ALL........... After you've finished eating your corn, you can make these lovely Corn Floral Arrangements, Or be the talk of the town, in these stunning Corn Fashions. SO, CALL NOW, AND YOU CAN GET 2 "CORNHOLER'S", FOR THE AMAZING PRICE, OF ONLY $9.99, THATS RIGHT, I SAID, 2 "CORNHOLER'S", FOR ONLY $9.99 Endorsed by our spokespersons,"Beavis & Butthead". "Yeah, yeah, uhhh, we, love, the, yeah, yeah, uhhh Cornholer. Yeah, yeah, uhhh, you said, uhhhh "Cornholer", yeah, yeah".-Beavis & Butthead AND IF YOU ORDER, WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, WE WILL INCLUDE THIS, FREE, "CORNHOLER" TEE SHIRT, FREE, WITH YOUR ORDER. SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET "CORNHOLED" TODAY! CALL 1-800-CRN-HOLE, TO PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW! *not responsible, for bodily injury, caused by "The Cornholer"* *no refunds, or returns, will be accepted* *not available, in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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And im taking YOUR calls LIVE and on the air.......................
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docbiotch, I am currently growing a beard, but I'm seriously thinking about shaving off the mustash. what do you think, mustash or no mustash??
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docbiotch, I am currently growing a beard, but I'm seriously thinking about shaving off the mustash. what do you think, mustash or no mustash?? I like go-tees on guys, the kinda beard, mustash combo, but clipped close, not long, but a beard alone....yuch, and a mustash alone...yuch. So either a go-tee, or no hair on the face. Ive been trying to get Gearhead, to shave that, "dead rat", off his lip for years. And next caller..........taking your calls...................... |
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thanks. I think I'll go without the tash
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thanks. I think I'll go without the tash |
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thanks. I think I'll go without the tash 
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thanks. I think I'll go without the tash WHAT? THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU ASK ME, IF YOU WERENT GONNA DO WHAT I SAID TO DO? GEEZZZE! THESE STUPID PEOPLE, CALL ME, ASKING ME ALL KINDS, OF CRAZY SHEET, AND THEN WHEN I GIVE THEM, DAMN GOOD ADVICE, THEY DONT LISTEN TO A FRIGGEN WORD, I TELL THEM. IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK OF IT! And taking your calls LIVE right now............................ |
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I'd like to speak to your supervisor
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I'd like to speak to your supervisor  I wouldnt do that, if I were you. 
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never mind
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never mind Fine, than ill let you live.  And taking your calls LIVE and on the air......................... |
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 Hi Dr Luv, this is Jade, and I have a question for you. Ash says he wants to marry me...what should I do? I dont really even know him, but he is really good lookin, and sweet. |
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