Topic: OMG The most expensive date ever. | |
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Edited by
RainbowTrout
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Mon 08/29/11 02:32 PM
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Have you ever took your date to an all you can eat restaurant and she refused to pig out? Your just are just enjoying your dinner and you look over and she is just eating like a bird.
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..you look over and she is just eating like a bird. Maybe if you had taken her to a worm farm for dinner.. |
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Thats why you don't take them there. You take them to a normal restaurant so they can bring the leftovers home and eat them as soon as you leave. XD
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To an all u can eat buffet. U are not serious! How can u pig out on a first date, if we were dating I wouldn't mind, but not on a first date. U would have just wasted money.
The last time I went out on a first date, I was so nervous, I could barely eat anything, I just ate a few pieces of vegetables. And I felt so bad because the guy treated me to dinner and I barely ate anything. |
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..you look over and she is just eating like a bird. Maybe if you had taken her to a worm farm for dinner.. I'll have to remember that. It could be she likes to fish. |
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I read this one as a win win situation.
Next dinner will be $2 at McDonalds and she will still be skinny as a rail. ............. unless... her appetite got throwed of by the booger that was peeking out of you left nostril. |
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Thats why you don't take them there. You take them to a normal restaurant so they can bring the leftovers home and eat them as soon as you leave. XD Makes sense. Like the next lady says they may be nervous. Or they might be uncomfortable about how much they eat. |
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Sir Trout was bein a wee bit of a joker. The other thread just made me think of past dates. But then a lot of dates don't get past the restaurant stage. You must admit it is an important part of some dates. |
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Thats why you don't take them there. You take them to a normal restaurant so they can bring the leftovers home and eat them as soon as you leave. XD Makes sense. Like the next lady says they may be nervous. Or they might be uncomfortable about how much they eat. Very true. I myself don't eat alot but, I do eat often. Except for right before bed....then I pig out. |
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I thought a buffet like setting would be more comfortable because it take out the part out if you should order for her or her order for herself. See I learned something.
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It's no win for the woman. If she pigged out you would have thought "oh lord, strap on the feed bag" and if she ate like a bird well you would have posted here.
And men wonder why we're self conscious. |
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Oink oink!
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Yeessuus dude. You took her to an all you can eat buffet?
Why didn't you just take her to the nearest farm an lead her over to the hog troughs? |
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It's no win for the woman. If she pigged out you would have thought "oh lord, strap on the feed bag" and if she ate like a bird well you would have posted here. And men wonder why we're self conscious. Ditto......... |
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Seriously man....
"All you can eat" is for when you guys are bored of each other and you don't care if either of you have a deep fried heart attack. |
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..you look over and she is just eating like a bird. Specimen of every bird species consumes five times his or her own weight in food every day. Except hummingbirds. They do ten times. The reason we see them eat little, because most flying birds we see are 1/1000 to 1/100th the size of a man. |
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To an all u can eat buffet. U are not serious! How can u pig out on a first date, if we were dating I wouldn't mind, but not on a first date. U would have just wasted money. The last time I went out on a first date, I was so nervous, I could barely eat anything, I just ate a few pieces of vegetables. And I felt so bad because the guy treated me to dinner and I barely ate anything. In the first ten to twenty years of my dating life, I ate a big dinner before taking a girl on the "BIG" restaurant date, in order to save money. I gave up alcohol at around the same time for the same reason. |
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Edited by
wux
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Mon 08/29/11 05:28 PM
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Next dinner will be $2 at McDonalds and... You joking? A glass of water (in a wax paper cup) is $5 in my town. A big mac grew bigger in price too. In the whole of Scotland, UK, Macdon'tnolds are going bankrupt, one after another, with the new pricing policy. But I go to MacD more, coz now I feel like I'm eating a meal at an expensive, classy, nice and cozy little restaurant. They even used to have Bleu Cheese! in one of their concoctions. I read the ingredients list, yes, sir, I did. |
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It's no win for the woman. If she pigged out you would have thought "oh lord, strap on the feed bag" and if she ate like a bird well you would have posted here. And men wonder why we're self conscious. You just turned me on. Big time. Boyoboyoboyoboy. |
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