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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! | |
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Would I give you a Shirley Temple without a cherry?
Well, I suppose not, but since Im new in this fine Establishment, I have to ask the obvious... If you don't Ask, you'll never get it. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Would I give you a Shirley Temple without a cherry? Well, I suppose not, but since Im new in this fine Establishment, I have to ask the obvious... If you don't Ask, you'll never get it.  Fine Establishment!!!   Thank you! 
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Sauntering in like I own the place....
YO LUV!! When you get a minute of time I want a Boiler Maker...Hoegaarden white beer with a shot of Makers Mark. Loudly dropping 47 cents in the tip jar along with a lint covered Tic Tac and a roach. (cause you are sexi) |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sauntering in like I own the place.... YO LUV!! When you get a minute of time I want a Boiler Maker...Hoegaarden white beer with a shot of Makers Mark. Loudly dropping 47 cents in the tip jar along with a lint covered Tic Tac and a roach. (cause you are sexi) <---------running to the tip jar and eating the lint covered tic tac and the roach Ok, where was I? Ah yeah, boilermaker for the "Big Spender". Hey big spender  hey big spender spennnnnnnnnnnnnd alittle time with me!
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Roaches? Got Black Flag? Im gonna call the Health Department, unless somebody shares! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 08/18/11 04:21 PM
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Roaches? Got Black Flag? Im gonna call the Health Department, unless somebody shares!  now shut up and drink your Shirley Temple!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 08/18/11 04:24 PM
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Ok everyone, im going on a break now, and my twin sister will be serving you while im gone...
Everyone meet Jade Sasha!  See ya soon! 
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now shut up and drink your Shirley Temple!
Yes Mam. I promise not to inhale too much... |
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I am ready to ROCK THE STAGE!!!
Crank up the Sinatra woman!!!!! Beginning my interpretive dance of BraveHeart as I sing.... Somewhere......beyond the sea. Somewhere waiting for me. My lover stands on golden sands and watches the ships that go.... ah saiiiiiiillllllllling. Thats where I stage dive on some unsuspecting sucker. :) |
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I am ready to ROCK THE STAGE!!! Crank up the Sinatra woman!!!!! Beginning my interpretive dance of BraveHeart as I sing.... Somewhere......beyond the sea. Somewhere waiting for me. My lover stands on golden sands and watches the ships that go.... ah saiiiiiiillllllllling. Thats where I stage dive on some unsuspecting sucker. :)  What was all that friggen noise I heard back there.  Ahhhhhhhhhhh Krupa, that explains it!  Im gonna go finish my dinner sissy!
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I will take a raspberry tea. I tried one at a Dragon King Chinese restaurant and really liked it.  Did you know that some practitioners suggest that it helps to "tone" the uterus and prepare it for labor. You also might have heard that drinking the tea can help induce labor and shorten its duration.  Not like you would really care, but just sayin...... That is interesting to learn. I usually get my information from Charley the Tuna. You may remember him. He used to do commercials for Starkist. Just the other day I was asking him. "Hey, Charley about the commercial. I remember you said that Starkist doesn't want tuna with good taste. Starkist wants tuna that taste good. So my question was, "So, Charley how did you make yourself taste better?" I am still waiting for his reply.
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I will take a raspberry tea. I tried one at a Dragon King Chinese restaurant and really liked it. Did you know that some practitioners suggest that it helps to "tone" the uterus and prepare it for labor. You also might have heard that drinking the tea can help induce labor and shorten its duration. Not like you would really care, but just sayin...... That is interesting to learn. I usually get my information from Charley the Tuna. You may remember him. He used to do commercials for Starkist. Just the other day I was asking him. "Hey, Charley about the commercial. I remember you said that Starkist doesn't want tuna with good taste. Starkist wants tuna that taste good. So my question was, "So, Charley how did you make yourself taste better?" I am still waiting for his reply.
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One ice cold bottle of beer please, and a bag of pork rinds with a bottle of hot sauce.
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I will take a raspberry tea. I tried one at a Dragon King Chinese restaurant and really liked it. Did you know that some practitioners suggest that it helps to "tone" the uterus and prepare it for labor. You also might have heard that drinking the tea can help induce labor and shorten its duration. Not like you would really care, but just sayin...... That is interesting to learn. I usually get my information from Charley the Tuna. You may remember him. He used to do commercials for Starkist. Just the other day I was asking him. "Hey, Charley about the commercial. I remember you said that Starkist doesn't want tuna with good taste. Starkist wants tuna that taste good. So my question was, "So, Charley how did you make yourself taste better?" I am still waiting for his reply. I would tell Charley that but I would afraid he would get his panties in a wad. And the way he drinks like a fish he would probably have trouble staying afloat. He would probably snag his panties on a hook or something.
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 08/18/11 05:05 PM
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One ice cold bottle of beer please, and a bag of pork rinds with a bottle of hot sauce. Nice to meet you Mowtown, ill get your beer and your pork rinds right now honey!And I wont forget the HOT sauce...giggle.
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I will take a raspberry tea. I tried one at a Dragon King Chinese restaurant and really liked it. Did you know that some practitioners suggest that it helps to "tone" the uterus and prepare it for labor. You also might have heard that drinking the tea can help induce labor and shorten its duration. Not like you would really care, but just sayin...... That is interesting to learn. I usually get my information from Charley the Tuna. You may remember him. He used to do commercials for Starkist. Just the other day I was asking him. "Hey, Charley about the commercial. I remember you said that Starkist doesn't want tuna with good taste. Starkist wants tuna that taste good. So my question was, "So, Charley how did you make yourself taste better?" I am still waiting for his reply. I would tell Charley that but I would afraid he would get his panties in a wad. And the way he drinks like a fish he would probably have trouble staying afloat. He would probably snag his panties on a hook or something. Oh Rainbow, your so funny. You ready for a refill on your raspberry tea sugar...giggle, giggle. |
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 Dayum I've been sitting here so long my azz is a hurtin |
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Okay got my Kahlua ready for my brave Bull.
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Yes, please I am ready for some more tea.
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