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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING!
txmomof2's photo
Thu 08/18/11 02:40 PM









Did you call me?
WOW!

What would you like beautiful?

("I" would like you to leave me all your beauty tips, before you leave :wink:)


I'll take margradaquiripinalotasexonthebeach please
*looking at the liquor bottles*

Ok, margra...tequila, triple sec, lime juice, daquir..rum, pina...Malibu rum, pineapple juice, sexonthebeach...vodka, creme de cassis, peach snapps, orange juice, cranberry juice....

with an orange slice and a cherry!

Gottcha!


Glad you understood that. I'm dying of thirst
You might be thirsty now,:tongue:

but your gonna be DRUNK later, if you keep drinking those babe!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



Isn't that the idea

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 02:40 PM






And beauty is in the drinker...I mean in the eye of the beholder of the drink
You 2 HAVE to be sisters!drool pitchfork :banana: :banana:


Twins as a matter of fact
How did I know that?drool :tongue: pitchfork :banana:

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 02:41 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 08/18/11 02:42 PM










Did you call me?
WOW!

What would you like beautiful?

("I" would like you to leave me all your beauty tips, before you leave :wink:)


I'll take margradaquiripinalotasexonthebeach please
*looking at the liquor bottles*

Ok, margra...tequila, triple sec, lime juice, daquir..rum, pina...Malibu rum, pineapple juice, sexonthebeach...vodka, creme de cassis, peach snapps, orange juice, cranberry juice....

with an orange slice and a cherry!

Gottcha!


Glad you understood that. I'm dying of thirst
You might be thirsty now,:tongue:

but your gonna be DRUNK later, if you keep drinking those babe!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



Isn't that the idea
As long as your not driving, its all good honey!flowerforyou

2 more, and I get your car keys!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

txmomof2's photo
Thu 08/18/11 02:44 PM


I'll take a double shot of patrone

txmomof2's photo
Thu 08/18/11 02:45 PM











Did you call me?
WOW!

What would you like beautiful?

("I" would like you to leave me all your beauty tips, before you leave :wink:)


I'll take margradaquiripinalotasexonthebeach please
*looking at the liquor bottles*

Ok, margra...tequila, triple sec, lime juice, daquir..rum, pina...Malibu rum, pineapple juice, sexonthebeach...vodka, creme de cassis, peach snapps, orange juice, cranberry juice....

with an orange slice and a cherry!

Gottcha!


Glad you understood that. I'm dying of thirst
You might be thirsty now,:tongue:

but your gonna be DRUNK later, if you keep drinking those babe!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



Isn't that the idea
As long as your not driving, its all good honey!flowerforyou

2 more, and I get your car keys!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



Heck 2 more and I couldn't care how I got home

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 02:54 PM



I'll take a double shot of patrone
surprised

Oh, sorry, that was pppppppppppatrone?drool pitchfork smitten laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 02:55 PM












Did you call me?
WOW!

What would you like beautiful?

("I" would like you to leave me all your beauty tips, before you leave :wink:)


I'll take margradaquiripinalotasexonthebeach please
*looking at the liquor bottles*

Ok, margra...tequila, triple sec, lime juice, daquir..rum, pina...Malibu rum, pineapple juice, sexonthebeach...vodka, creme de cassis, peach snapps, orange juice, cranberry juice....

with an orange slice and a cherry!

Gottcha!


Glad you understood that. I'm dying of thirst
You might be thirsty now,:tongue:

but your gonna be DRUNK later, if you keep drinking those babe!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



Isn't that the idea
As long as your not driving, its all good honey!flowerforyou

2 more, and I get your car keys!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



Heck 2 more and I couldn't care how I got home
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

txmomof2's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:14 PM



i'll just sit right jere and wait for someone to take me home

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:16 PM




i'll just sit right jere and wait for someone to take me home
Geeeez, that should take a whole 2 minutes!laugh laugh

txmomof2's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:21 PM





i'll just sit right jere and wait for someone to take me home
Geeeez, that should take a whole 2 minutes!laugh laugh


pfft they'll have to be strong enough to carry my drunk azz

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:25 PM






i'll just sit right jere and wait for someone to take me home
Geeeez, that should take a whole 2 minutes!laugh laugh


pfft they'll have to be strong enough to carry my drunk azz
Your azz doesnt look heavy babe...

drunk or sober!bigsmile

txmomof2's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:37 PM
<<<<<Luv

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:41 PM

<<<<<Luv
*saying a prayer*

I know I ask for alot of stuff, but can I just ask you for one more thing? Txmomof2 did a graphic design of a girl, and its suppose to be me, except shes like totally smokin hot, and im....well...me. Is there any possible way that you could make me look like that? I know it would be a miracle, but hey, isnt that your specialty!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

txmomof2's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:44 PM
The amazing thing is we all look beautiful in his eyes

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:45 PM

The amazing thing is we all look beautiful in his eyes
Amen!flowerforyou

frn12345's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:48 PM


One stiff Shirley Temple, please.

Cheers

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:49 PM



One stiff Shirley Temple, please.

Cheers
He said a "stiff" Shirley Temple!rofl rofl rofl rofl

Coming right up babe!

frn12345's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:52 PM


Thank you Dear, best Bartender this side of the Net.

Do I get a cherry too?

txmomof2's photo
Thu 08/18/11 03:53 PM
Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 08/18/11 04:00 PM



Thank you Dear, best Bartender this side of the Net.

Do I get a cherry too?

Would I give you a Shirley Temple without a cherry? Now, come on, would I do that, would I really do that?? noway

Silly!flowerforyou laugh laugh

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