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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Hey...
Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while.  Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences....  I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!!  It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"...  than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again.  Just wait till it happens to you...  than you will all understand. 
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I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the anal probe... Of course they did. They were from Uranus. |
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next time it happens have them pick me up too,that sounds kind of kinky
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If an alien tries to anal probe me I'm going to consider it an act of war.
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Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand.  You have a wonderful personality 
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If an alien tries to anal probe me I'm going to consider it an act of war. Hey, Dont knock it, till you've tried it!! Woooooooooo Hooooooooooo!!! |
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next time it happens have them pick me up too,that sounds kind of kinky Come on RKISIT.... i'll introduce you to the boys! hahahha. |
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Dont knock it, till you've tried it!! Woooooooooo Hooooooooooo!!! Do you mean "tried to be the prober" or "tried to be the probee"? |
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next time it happens have them pick me up too,that sounds kind of kinky Come on RKISIT.... i'll introduce you to the boys! hahahha. |
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I've heard people say the same thing about heroin and I'm not keen trying that either. Hell the word proctologist is enough to send chills up my spine.
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next time it happens have them pick me up too,that sounds kind of kinky Come on RKISIT.... i'll introduce you to the boys! hahahha. 
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than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Hun, Mexico may SEEM like another planet.. |
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Edited by
josie68
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Thu 05/26/11 05:42 PM
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 Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand. dont worry we neveR keep the people we abduct foR long, you will always be returned to mingle...EVENTUALLY
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Edited by
RKISIT
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Thu 05/26/11 05:42 PM
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yeah lions giving me second thoughts with his post i didn't feel to right after my prostate exam i may take a rain check
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I've heard people say the same thing about heroin and I'm not keen trying that either. Hell the word proctologist is enough to send chills up my spine. Oh well.... Guess your "a$$ out" of the next trip I take!!!
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than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Hun, Mexico may SEEM like another planet.. |
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Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand.  We Melmacians would never do that to you because we dislike making a rear entrance anywhere. Yet, our parties are always pleasing, because with us it's always liquor up front and poker up front. We reserve the rear for anyone who wants to raise a stink about something. |
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Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand. We Melmacians would never do that to you because we dislike making a rear entrance anywhere. Yet, our parties are always pleasing, because with us it's always liquor up front and poker up front. We reserve the rear for anyone who wants to raise a stink about something. YOU GUYS ARE FRIGGEN KILLING ME!
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So how exactly do I get off this rock now???
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Some women come to me for my liquor expertise. It's because I make good use of my nose when 69-proof liquor is involved. |
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