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Topic: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/26/11 05:29 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 05/26/11 05:31 PM
Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48959	Thu 05/26/11 05:32 PM
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the anal probe... Of course they did. They were from Uranus.

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 05/26/11 05:32 PM
next time it happens have them pick me up too,that sounds kind of kinky

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Thu 05/26/11 05:32 PM
If an alien tries to anal probe me I'm going to consider it an act of war.

misty_57 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 1618	Thu 05/26/11 05:33 PM
Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand. You have a wonderful personality

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/26/11 05:35 PM
If an alien tries to anal probe me I'm going to consider it an act of war. Hey, Dont knock it, till you've tried it!! Woooooooooo Hooooooooooo!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/26/11 05:37 PM
next time it happens have them pick me up too,that sounds kind of kinky Come on RKISIT.... i'll introduce you to the boys! hahahha.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48959	Thu 05/26/11 05:38 PM
Dont knock it, till you've tried it!! Woooooooooo Hooooooooooo!!! Do you mean "tried to be the prober" or "tried to be the probee"?

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 05/26/11 05:39 PM
next time it happens have them pick me up too,that sounds kind of kinky Come on RKISIT.... i'll introduce you to the boys! hahahha. i hope you speak their language cause you have to tell them to be gentle,after all it will be my first alien sphincter probe

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Thu 05/26/11 05:39 PM
I've heard people say the same thing about heroin and I'm not keen trying that either. Hell the word proctologist is enough to send chills up my spine.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/26/11 05:40 PM
next time it happens have them pick me up too,that sounds kind of kinky Come on RKISIT.... i'll introduce you to the boys! hahahha. i hope you speak their language cause you have to tell them to be gentle,after all it will be my first alien sphincter probe

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45417	Thu 05/26/11 05:41 PM
than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Hun, Mexico may SEEM like another planet..

josie68 Joined Mon 11/22/10 Posts: 6270	Thu 05/26/11 05:41 PM Edited by josie68 on Thu 05/26/11 05:42 PM
Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand. dont worry we neveR keep the people we abduct foR long, you will always be returned to mingle...EVENTUALLY

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 05/26/11 05:41 PM Edited by RKISIT on Thu 05/26/11 05:42 PM
yeah lions giving me second thoughts with his post i didn't feel to right after my prostate exam i may take a rain check

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/26/11 05:42 PM
I've heard people say the same thing about heroin and I'm not keen trying that either. Hell the word proctologist is enough to send chills up my spine. Oh well.... Guess your "a$$ out" of the next trip I take!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/26/11 05:44 PM
than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Hun, Mexico may SEEM like another planet.. HAHAHHAHHA THATS FRIGGEN HILARIOUS!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48959	Thu 05/26/11 05:46 PM
Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand. We Melmacians would never do that to you because we dislike making a rear entrance anywhere. Yet, our parties are always pleasing, because with us it's always liquor up front and poker up front. We reserve the rear for anyone who wants to raise a stink about something.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/26/11 05:49 PM
Hey... Everyone keeps giving me chit about not staying here, and disappearing every once in a while. Well I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my absences.... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALLIENS!! It was horrible, till they gave me the "anal probe"... than I found myself going back to their planet, again and again. Just wait till it happens to you... than you will all understand. We Melmacians would never do that to you because we dislike making a rear entrance anywhere. Yet, our parties are always pleasing, because with us it's always liquor up front and poker up front. We reserve the rear for anyone who wants to raise a stink about something. YOU GUYS ARE FRIGGEN KILLING ME!

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 05/26/11 05:56 PM
So how exactly do I get off this rock now???

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48959	Thu 05/26/11 05:57 PM
Some women come to me for my liquor expertise. It's because I make good use of my nose when 69-proof liquor is involved.