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Topic: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!
AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 05/26/11 07:46 PM
Are you sure one has to bend over for them to come???

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48959	Thu 05/26/11 08:01 PM
I forgot to mention the Melmacian technique that results in the oral stimulation of two papilla attributes at the same time. The technique is only possible if the female captive is fully equipped in the upper frontal region. The size and quantity of papilla attributes aren't issues for me. I consider them to be dessert anyway. Low-calorie desserts are fine with me.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 05/26/11 08:13 PM
Are you sure one has to bend over for them to come???

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/27/11 11:38 AM
Are you sure one has to bend over for them to come??? I dont know for sure... but thats how they got me. I just bent over to tie my shoes... and BANG, they snagged me!!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21886	Fri 05/27/11 02:53 PM
Don't you mean "DANG" they "BANGED" me?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/27/11 03:19 PM
Don't you mean "DANG" they "BANGED" me? And I like it like it yes I do!!! -The Rolling Stones

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/27/11 06:14 PM
Hey Mowtown... If you drop the soap... Watch Out!!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45417	Fri 05/27/11 06:19 PM
Yeah mo, better learn some dance steps :-)

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/27/11 07:46 PM
Yeah mo, better learn some dance steps :-) Soufiehere will teach you "the poop shoot Boogie".

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 05/28/11 03:03 PM
Yeah mo, better learn some dance steps :-) Soufiehere will teach you "the poop shoot Boogie". That is unless they got her too!!! Sofiehere.... where are you????

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21886	Sat 05/28/11 03:26 PM
Hey Mowtown... If you drop the soap... Watch Out!! Why? Have you and your alien pirate buddies been stalking the showers at the gym?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 05/28/11 03:31 PM
Hey Mowtown... If you drop the soap... Watch Out!! Why? Have you and your alien pirate buddies been stalking the showers at the gym? Hey, whenever they see a "black hole" they fly into it!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45417	Sat 05/28/11 03:33 PM
That is unless they got her too!!! Sofiehere.... where are you???? I am choreographing. In case my skills are required here.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 05/28/11 03:36 PM
That is unless they got her too!!! Sofiehere.... where are you???? I am choreographing. In case my skills are required here. Ohhhhh thats right... now that Mowtown is finally here... you gotta teach him the "Poop Shoot Boogie".

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21886	Sat 05/28/11 04:11 PM
I eat at taco bell. I learned that dance years ago.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45417	Sat 05/28/11 04:17 PM
I eat at taco bell. I learned that dance years ago. Yo quiero..

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21886	Sat 05/28/11 04:20 PM
Hey Mowtown... If you drop the soap... Watch Out!! Why? Have you and your alien pirate buddies been stalking the showers at the gym? Hey, whenever they see a "black hole" they fly into it! Good thing, like the Owens Corning panther, I'm in the pink.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 05/28/11 04:49 PM
Hey Mowtown... If you drop the soap... Watch Out!! Why? Have you and your alien pirate buddies been stalking the showers at the gym? Hey, whenever they see a "black hole" they fly into it! Good thing, like the Owens Corning panther, I'm in the pink. Pink, are the sheets that we lay on Pink, is my favorite crayon. -Aerosmith

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48959	Sat 05/28/11 05:53 PM
Good thing, like the Owens Corning panther, I'm in the pink. So is she:

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 05/29/11 01:55 PM
Good thing, like the Owens Corning panther, I'm in the pink. So is she: Wow!!! Now THATS a beautiful woman!!!