Just like "Field of Dreams"...

"If you bend over, they will come".

I think you meant the other come.

I think you meant the other come.

Yup...

that too!

That won't work for us Melmacians. We only come when women spread out.

THIS IS A HILARIOUS THREAD!!!

IM ONFLMAO!!!

I hope you're practicing safe probing and the aliens wear their tin foil hats during the procedure.

We Melmacians don't need tin foil when dealing with female captives.
A phallus is all that we need . . .

. . . unless we are performing procedure #69. Then we put our noses into our work.

Yeah,

they do that "69" thing really good too!

I bet the big "O" with an alien is outta this world

Ohhhhhhhhhh Honeyyyyyyyyyy!!!

I cant even begin to describe it to you!!

Its like "Close Encounters of the Third Kind",...

and the "Forth of July"....

all wrapped up in one!!!

Holy moly...beam me up scotty doubt I will ever return though

Thats what im talken about!!!

When handling our female captives, we Melmacians use several procedures. With one of them, we are able to work on both ends of the female captive at the same time, making use of the front of our mandibles to probe the lower frontal orifice, while providing the female with Melmacian liquor. During the procedure, we manually manipulate the external papilla attributes. The result of this procedure is something called Female Copulatory Vocalization, which causes the face of the female captive to look like this:

Wow!

I sure hope my face didnt look that stupid...

geez!

Ok...I'm in!

Let me be the next one to abduct you, and we'll find out.

Woooooooooo Hooooooooo...

im getting probed again!!!!

did they have burgers and fries? I mean, if so, I'm good with it - I'd go visit

Then I had better wash my surgical intruments. Of course you have to be shaven at the surgical site before the surgery begins.