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I'll be your cell mate, Ruth 
What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison?? 
Won't work. You still go to the mens prison to slap fight the head Queen for leadership of the Skittles Gang. (They lick skittles then use the colours for their make up).....ohh.....err....so I have been told. |
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Edited by
krupa
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Sun 11/14/10 03:33 PM
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I'll be your cell mate, Ruth
What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison??
Damn twitchy finger! |
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I'll be your cell mate, Ruth
What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison??
Won't work. You still go to the mens prison to slap fight the head Queen for leadership of the Skittles Gang. (They lick skittles then use the colours for their make up).....ohh.....err....so I have been told. 
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I always have a box of rubber gloves with me.
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I always have a box of rubber gloves with me. That is sooooooo sexy! Made me twitch. (Down there) |
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I always have a box of rubber gloves with me. That is sooooooo sexy! Made me twitch. (Down there) Yeah, I get that a lot. |
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I always have a box of rubber gloves with me. But do you have the whip to go with the gloves? Cool Whip that is!  
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I always have a box of rubber gloves with me. But do you have the whip to go with the gloves? Cool Whip that is!
That would be unsanitary. |
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I always have a box of rubber gloves with me. But do you have the whip to go with the gloves? Cool Whip that is!
That would be unsanitary. Why must you always crush my dreams? 
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I always have a box of rubber gloves with me. But do you have the whip to go with the gloves? Cool Whip that is!
That would be unsanitary. Why must you always crush my dreams?
Facts are facts. Better to just face the cold, hard truth. |
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Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon. That's not true, people still talk to me, and I'm not drop dead gorgeous or incredibly rich. I have girls talk to me all the time on here. They say, "get lost," or "gtfo," or "fix your face." But they're just playing hard to get, right? I just made myself sad. |
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Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon. Maybe it is your 'little bundle of sunshine' outlook? |
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Edited by
kissablekiss
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Sun 11/14/10 04:35 PM
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22 posts? That's it!?!?! Dude, you cast more than that in 2 hours of fishing. Do you just throw your tackle box in the truck and drive off cause the fish don't think you are rich or sexy? HELL NO! You get drunker than hell. You get snags and snarls. You catch a treble hook in the butt cheek. You start singing lame @ss country songs about your ex that leaves tears rolling down your sunburned face. Eventually, you get too drunk to fish and you pass out with flies trying to figure out if the stink bait is in your mouth or your pants. Then, when you are dreaming that nasty dream about your 3rd grade teacher....a fish comes along and hooks its self and has to thrash around before you even realize you caught the damned thing. Giving up after 22 posts....if half of em were griping about not being rich or good looking....then you are the one shooting yourself in the foot. Now....suck it up and get back on that horse cowboy.....these heifers aint gonna just hogtie themselves.....well, a couple of them will....but, those are mine! Oh darlin...you know I would never use such a base analogy to describe a woman of refinement taste and class such as yourself. Now, c'mere and let me slap my brand on your @ss. Hehehehehe |
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Missed you too Kisskiss! All is groovy in this part of the world. Just still thinkin about making sweat!
I am reliable. Hehehehehehe |
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Missed you too Kisskiss! All is groovy in this part of the world. Just still thinkin about making sweat! I am reliable. Hehehehehehe Naughty boy. |
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Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon. Online dating is no easier than "real" world dating. Expecting too much is almost always an opportunity to deny yourself prospective encounters. |
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Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon. Really? After only 22 posts....I guess that made you the authority.......bye |
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Well let's see 734 replies to this post and after the first dozen or so subject completely changed. Let's see now what the hell does that say about the people here .
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Well let's see 734 replies to this post and after the first dozen or so subject completely changed. Let's see now what the hell does that say about the people here . That people are more interesting than the questions? |
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And I can get on any post and change subject and make smartass remarks myself .....
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