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Gossipmpm's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:12 AM
ya know I like ya!:wink: :heart:

krupa's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:18 AM
22 posts? That's it!?!?!

Dude, you cast more than that in 2 hours of fishing.

Do you just throw your tackle box in the truck and drive off cause the fish don't think you are rich or sexy?

HELL NO!

You get drunker than hell. You get snags and snarls. You catch a treble hook in the butt cheek. You start singing lame @ss country songs about your ex that leaves tears rolling down your sunburned face. Eventually, you get too drunk to fish and you pass out with flies trying to figure out if the stink bait is in your mouth or your pants. Then, when you are dreaming that nasty dream about your 3rd grade teacher....a fish comes along and hooks its self and has to thrash around before you even realize you caught the damned thing.

Giving up after 22 posts....if half of em were griping about not being rich or good looking....then you are the one shooting yourself in the foot.

Now....suck it up and get back on that horse cowboy.....these heifers aint gonna just hogtie themselves.....well, a couple of them will....but, those are mine!

kissablekiss's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:23 AM

22 posts? That's it!?!?!

Dude, you cast more than that in 2 hours of fishing.

Do you just throw your tackle box in the truck and drive off cause the fish don't think you are rich or sexy?

HELL NO!

You get drunker than hell. You get snags and snarls. You catch a treble hook in the butt cheek. You start singing lame @ss country songs about your ex that leaves tears rolling down your sunburned face. Eventually, you get too drunk to fish and you pass out with flies trying to figure out if the stink bait is in your mouth or your pants. Then, when you are dreaming that nasty dream about your 3rd grade teacher....a fish comes along and hooks its self and has to thrash around before you even realize you caught the damned thing.

Giving up after 22 posts....if half of em were griping about not being rich or good looking....then you are the one shooting yourself in the foot.

Now....suck it up and get back on that horse cowboy.....these heifers aint gonna just hogtie themselves.....well, a couple of them will....but, those are mine!
heifers oh well

eileena9's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:23 AM
Excuse me a sec......

<<====== See the couple in this picture?......neither one of us are what others would call "drop-dead gorgeous" and neither of us have very much money, but we met on here and have been together for 3 1/2 years. :heart: :heart:

To me, he is the handsomest man on here and he tells me he can't take his eyes off me.

Can I ask a question about the ladies you are trying to speak to? Are they "Playboy bunny" material or are they the everyday ladies? You are a nice-looking guy, but the downer attitude might be putting them off no matter what they look like.

flowerforyou

RKISIT's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:29 AM

Excuse me a sec......

<<====== See the couple in this picture?......neither one of us are what others would call "drop-dead gorgeous" and neither of us have very much money, but we met on here and have been together for 3 1/2 years. :heart: :heart:

To me, he is the handsomest man on here and he tells me he can't take his eyes off me.

Can I ask a question about the ladies you are trying to speak to? Are they "Playboy bunny" material or are they the everyday ladies? You are a nice-looking guy, but the downer attitude might be putting them off no matter what they look like.

flowerforyou
i'm thinking bunny

Lilypetal's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:33 AM
Edited by Lilypetal on Sun 11/14/10 10:36 AM
Mostly what turns a girl off is a negative attitude. Finding the right person is a matter of timing.... You have to say the right thing to the right person at the right time. If you had said something positive and interesting, the right person may have read it.....but you will never know now, because you chose to say what you did instead.


OH and LOL @ Krupa!!!

krupa's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:35 AM


22 posts? That's it!?!?!

Dude, you cast more than that in 2 hours of fishing.

Do you just throw your tackle box in the truck and drive off cause the fish don't think you are rich or sexy?

HELL NO!

You get drunker than hell. You get snags and snarls. You catch a treble hook in the butt cheek. You start singing lame @ss country songs about your ex that leaves tears rolling down your sunburned face. Eventually, you get too drunk to fish and you pass out with flies trying to figure out if the stink bait is in your mouth or your pants. Then, when you are dreaming that nasty dream about your 3rd grade teacher....a fish comes along and hooks its self and has to thrash around before you even realize you caught the damned thing.

Giving up after 22 posts....if half of em were griping about not being rich or good looking....then you are the one shooting yourself in the foot.

Now....suck it up and get back on that horse cowboy.....these heifers aint gonna just hogtie themselves.....well, a couple of them will....but, those are mine!
heifers oh well


Oh darlin...you know I would never use such a base analogy to describe a woman of refinement taste and class such as yourself.

Now, c'mere and let me slap my brand on your @ss.

Hehehehehe

eileena9's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:37 AM


Excuse me a sec......

<<====== See the couple in this picture?......neither one of us are what others would call "drop-dead gorgeous" and neither of us have very much money, but we met on here and have been together for 3 1/2 years. :heart: :heart:

To me, he is the handsomest man on here and he tells me he can't take his eyes off me.

Can I ask a question about the ladies you are trying to speak to? Are they "Playboy bunny" material or are they the everyday ladies? You are a nice-looking guy, but the downer attitude might be putting them off no matter what they look like.

flowerforyou
i'm thinking bunny


1verticalblindmissingLORI, you are always thinking "bunny"tongue2

RKISIT's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:42 AM



Excuse me a sec......

<<====== See the couple in this picture?......neither one of us are what others would call "drop-dead gorgeous" and neither of us have very much money, but we met on here and have been together for 3 1/2 years. :heart: :heart:

To me, he is the handsomest man on here and he tells me he can't take his eyes off me.

Can I ask a question about the ladies you are trying to speak to? Are they "Playboy bunny" material or are they the everyday ladies? You are a nice-looking guy, but the downer attitude might be putting them off no matter what they look like.

flowerforyou
i'm thinking bunny


1verticalblindmissingLORI, you are always thinking "bunny"tongue2
yeah but they always just hop by *coughs up a fur ball* excuse me for thatindifferent

eileena9's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:46 AM
rofl rofl rofl

actionlynx's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:54 AM
I've said in here before, but I'll say it again.

No one looked at me, or flirted with me, or emailed me here on Mingle2 until I became active. I'm not just talking about viewing profiles, or nudges, or emails.....I'm talking about the forums too. Hell, because of the forums I had a secret admirer who I only just found out about.

I get a lot of views, and I make mistakes with some of these women because I was so harassed by scammers early on. It made me distrustful. Now the scammers are learning to leave me alone.

The responses I'm getting are from real women all over the US and the world! I'm being contacted from the Philippines, Israel, and the UK to name a few places. I'm not trying to brag. Hell, I only say I'm good looking because that's what other people tell me. I think I'm average at best. However, time and again I get email telling me how sexy and attractive I am. It dumbfounds me, but the women are REAL. You have to make them come to you....I figure I've just been lucky.

Get out there. Get active. Show everyone who you are, what you believe in, what kind of humor you have....brush up your profile, maybe it needs a slight edit. Add a few more photos. BUT YOU HAVE TO STRUT YOUR STUFF.

It works. I'm proof of it. And I bet there are a lot more people on here that are living proof too.

Jess642's photo
Sun 11/14/10 11:27 AM
Secret admirer????


How come you get a secret admirer? Did it come with the yellow box thingo???


I want a secret admirer!!!!! grumble


Actually I want three!!!!drool


rofl

no photo
Sun 11/14/10 11:27 AM
Hell look at my pic!!! Im uglier than a hog in heat and Im older than dirt but I still get hit on (O K so Its Betty White, but hey, she is only a year older than me and can STILL do the cha cha!!)Wine gets u everywhere and whiney gets U NO where!!Just be yourself (being a perv helps, NOT that I am one!) and join the forums!!! OK back to my padded cell!!!noway bigsmile :banana:

no photo
Sun 11/14/10 11:28 AM

Secret admirer????


How come you get a secret admirer? Did it come with the yellow box thingo???


I want a secret admirer!!!!! grumble


Actually I want three!!!!drool


rofl
U have me I'm worth at LEAST 1 1/2!!!

Jess642's photo
Sun 11/14/10 11:42 AM


Secret admirer????


How come you get a secret admirer? Did it come with the yellow box thingo???


I want a secret admirer!!!!! grumble


Actually I want three!!!!drool


rofl
U have me I'm worth at LEAST 1 1/2!!!



Ahhh Mikey, you are worth one and a half....however you are not secret...I want ones I don't know about....


or is that creepy stalkers???noway

actionlynx's photo
Sun 11/14/10 12:08 PM
Edited by actionlynx on Sun 11/14/10 12:11 PM
I would list myself there with Mikey....but I kinda like my admirer. Well, a bit more than kinda, but there are a couple snags to take care of. She knew about them before telling me. And I am very glad she did. Maybe she and I will get together at some point, who knows? I certainly don't want her getting jealous. :wink:




Jess642's photo
Sun 11/14/10 12:13 PM

I would list myself there with Mikey....but I kinda like my admirer. Maybe she and I will get together at some point, who knows? I certainly don't want her getting jealous. :wink:





***Looks off into the distance and speaks out of the corner of her mouth***


PssT!...how could someone get jealous of an ole lady in Australia...like a gazillion miles away???...and I don't want your admiration...I just want your yellow box thingy, so i can get my creepy stalkerer/secret admirerers, all to myself...


:wink:

no photo
Sun 11/14/10 12:16 PM

Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon.
don't feel so bad. I'm drop dead gorgeous and rich and nobody wants anything to do with me either sad ................bigsmile

no photo
Sun 11/14/10 12:23 PM



Secret admirer????


How come you get a secret admirer? Did it come with the yellow box thingo???


I want a secret admirer!!!!! grumble


Actually I want three!!!!drool


rofl
U have me I'm worth at LEAST 1 1/2!!!



Ahhh Mikey, you are worth one and a half....however you are not secret...I want ones I don't know about....


or is that creepy stalkers???noway
and I'm worth at least 1/2 so now you have 2 :wink:

actionlynx's photo
Sun 11/14/10 12:45 PM


I would list myself there with Mikey....but I kinda like my admirer. Maybe she and I will get together at some point, who knows? I certainly don't want her getting jealous. :wink:





***Looks off into the distance and speaks out of the corner of her mouth***


PssT!...how could someone get jealous of an ole lady in Australia...like a gazillion miles away???...and I don't want your admiration...I just want your yellow box thingy, so i can get my creepy stalkerer/secret admirerers, all to myself...


:wink:



:laughing:
I had a "blonde" moment (my true hair color)....I didn't know what the yellow box was. Duh!slaphead

I do now though. Took me a couple weeks just to figure out why I had it too! Oy vay!