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Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sun 11/14/10 01:18 PM
Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon. It's true. Luckily I am drop dead gorgeous with Donald Trump's bank account. Of course, I'm in jail for Identity Theft and it's hard to find a decent date in here.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45408	Sun 11/14/10 01:23 PM
Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon. It's true. Luckily I am drop dead gorgeous with Donald Trump's bank account. Of course, I'm in jail for Identity Theft and it's hard to find a decent date in here. Boy I sure want to hear what 'decent' means here :-)

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sun 11/14/10 01:26 PM
Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon. It's true. Luckily I am drop dead gorgeous with Donald Trump's bank account. Of course, I'm in jail for Identity Theft and it's hard to find a decent date in here. Boy I sure want to hear what 'decent' means here :-) Well, seeing as how it's an all female prison...I'd start with the gender issue. Decent would imply "male".

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45408	Sun 11/14/10 02:28 PM Edited by soufiehere on Sun 11/14/10 02:29 PM
Well, seeing as how it's an all female prison...I'd start with the gender issue. Decent would imply "male". Guard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 11/14/10 02:33 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45408	Sun 11/14/10 02:54 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison??

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sun 11/14/10 02:57 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 11/14/10 03:03 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison?? disguising myself as a beautiful woman

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 11/14/10 03:04 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 11/14/10 03:07 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison?? disguising myself as a beautiful woman are you crazy man? just get a job as a prison guard. it will be easier to "mule" in contraband items to ruth

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sun 11/14/10 03:09 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison?? disguising myself as a beautiful woman are you crazy man? just get a job as a prison guard. it will be easier to "mule" in contraband items to ruth Oh good point.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 11/14/10 03:11 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison?? disguising myself as a beautiful woman are you crazy man? just get a job as a prison guard. it will be easier to "mule" in contraband items to ruth I thought I was the contraband

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sun 11/14/10 03:13 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison?? disguising myself as a beautiful woman are you crazy man? just get a job as a prison guard. it will be easier to "mule" in contraband items to ruth I thought I was the contraband I thought the contraband would be Snickers bars.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 11/14/10 03:16 PM
I'll be your cell mate, Ruth What kind of crime are you going to commit to get assigned to a women's prison?? disguising myself as a beautiful woman are you crazy man? just get a job as a prison guard. it will be easier to "mule" in contraband items to ruth I thought I was the contraband I thought the contraband would be Snickers bars. hell, I'm sweeter than a damned ole candy bar

LilOlMeFromSD Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 983	Sun 11/14/10 03:17 PM
Well seems I've been at least 100% right on most of the people on here if ya ain't drop dead gorgeous or got Donald trumps bank account.No body even wants to talk to ya guess I'll be freeing up some space on here for a new user soon. Hmmm... Don't make me come down there. (wags finger at JPowell)

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 11/14/10 03:19 PM Edited by esebulldog on Sun 11/14/10 03:20 PM
I thought the contraband would be Snickers bars. i don't think a snickers bar would fit in an empty cigar tube

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 11/14/10 03:21 PM
I thought the contraband would be Snickers bars. i don't think a snickers bar would fit in an empty cigar tube but it might fit in....oh never mind

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 11/14/10 03:23 PM
I thought the contraband would be Snickers bars. i don't think a snickers bar would fit in an empty cigar tube but it might fit in....oh never mind that's where the cigar tube goes

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45408	Sun 11/14/10 03:25 PM
I thought the contraband would be Snickers bars. i don't think a snickers bar would fit in an empty cigar tube but it might fit in....oh never mind that's where the cigar tube goes I hear the SNAP of rubber gloves..

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 11/14/10 03:28 PM
snap snap