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Do you think a yawn could be generated that was so intense that it could go to the outermost region of know space or beyond? Could a yawn be perfected so that it reach critical mass and be unstoppable? Do you think aliens could be taught to yawn?
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What have you been smoking?
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Edited by
Teditis
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Sun 08/29/10 03:54 PM
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idk... but somebody once told me that that if if you yawn, sneeze, fart, burp, hiccup and cough all at the same time you'd explode... er, implode... can remeber which.
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lets see...
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What have you been smoking? Just a regular smoke. But just imagine if everybody in the whole world yawned at the same time. What do you think would happen? |
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But isn't a yawn actually an INTAKE of oxygen? That being the case, how could it "go" anywhere (except into the lungs of the yawner)?
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But isn't a yawn actually an INTAKE of oxygen? That being the case, how could it "go" anywhere (except into the lungs of the yawner)? I have been told that yawning is contagious. Just how contagious is it? |
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Do you think a yawn could be generated that was so intense that it could go to the outermost region of know space or beyond? Could a yawn be perfected so that it reach critical mass and be unstoppable? Do you think aliens could be taught to yawn? Yes. |
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Edited by
wux
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Sun 08/29/10 04:15 PM
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Do you think a yawn could be generated that was so intense that it could go to the outermost region of know space or beyond? Could a yawn be perfected so that it reach critical mass and be unstoppable? Do you think aliens could be taught to yawn? You bastard. You made me yawn. No, not out of boredom or deference. Out of suggestion. I am very suggestible. You say "yawn" and I yawn. I have yawned twenty-eight times since first reading this post about five minutes ago. I CAN'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO STOP IT. YAWN. Damn you. Please don't say "shiit" or "ffffffk yourself". Luckily those things are impossible to spell out on these forums. That's why I use this site so exclusively. |
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Wow.
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What have you been smoking? 
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But isn't a yawn actually an INTAKE of oxygen? That being the case, how could it "go" anywhere (except into the lungs of the yawner)? It's sort of like the hole theory in electronics, it's the void of oxygen that will "go" as it moves to fill in the previous void that traces all the way back to the original yawner...
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Do you think a yawn could be generated that was so intense that it could go to the outermost region of know space or beyond? Could a yawn be perfected so that it reach critical mass and be unstoppable? Do you think aliens could be taught to yawn? I like to think of yawns as 'inverse farts' ... |
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