bwah hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUMBARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just gonna' guess - y'all have talked before - right? I've been looking at different posts all day - I think you're both pretty clever

Thanks Loy....yes Eileen and I go way back...if you look under the thumbnail pic...you can see the date we joined....gives an idea of how long we have been on the site...


...and how long we have been teasing and tormenting each other...

Teasing and torment are good! I have trouble with my best foot.

Jess and I are very good at tormenting each other....we have three and a half years of practice at it. But she knows I love her to pieces...and maybe someday I will get over to the Land Down Under and actually meet her in person!!

Loy, we are a little twisted but in a fun way.

You mean when I take over!

Fuggettaboutit Im taking over and you will be my minions

I've seen what you humans have done to your planet.
If you want to take it over, then go for it.
You probably can't make things any worse.***
Just remember that you'll have to pay all of Earth's bills.



[***Just don't do what I did on Melmac.
One exploding planet is enough for me.]

Can I be the minion who massages you all over with warm baby oil?[Hey, somebody has to have that job.]


I'll bring you flowers . . .


. . . and keep your wine glass filled.

I Confess ... its a con when someone does that fess up thing.

I thought it was phenomenon that only happened with the familiarity of newscasters...but...I'm starting to think Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials is HOT!!!!.

you need to get out more.....

She's not bad.

However, if you start saying the same thing about that gal Lady Rerun in the Safe Auto commercials . . .

Well they have to bring out the hawties.
To sell it.
Suckers

"Field of Dreams" gets me too...

Also can't seem to make it through "Rudy." They let the little guy play!! When the starters give up their jerseys, I can feel it starting.

In "Saving Private Ryan" I lost it when the old man looked at his wife and said "Tell my I've led a good life." Actually told my date that I wanted to see who played the other Sean Ryan in the credits so I could compose myself before "being seen in the light of the theater."

I feel cleaning my ears with a Q-tip is a guilty pleasure.

Pitchwoman

I confess....the most undoing moment for me is to see a wee baby scan your face...ponder, then a spark of recognition ignites, and the sun blooms on their tiny faces with a giant toofless grin!


...and guilty pleasures?...the latest is plotting, planning, creating, perculating how Asylum's front garden will look...