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Topic: TALENT SHOW
Dodo_David's photo
Sat 08/21/10 08:14 PM

I can clap my butt cheeks when I jump rope.


I find that difficult to believe . . . you jumping rope, that is.

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 08/21/10 08:18 PM
Does skinning cats count as a talent?
I can do it more than one way.


ujGearhead's photo
Sat 08/21/10 08:21 PM
I can remove national monuments and replace them with exact replicas without anybody seeing. Wait a sec, there. I just did Mt. Rushmore and I bet nobody expected or saw a thing. Now, what to do with this big rock in my backyard........

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 08/21/10 08:32 PM

I can remove national monuments and replace them with exact replicas without anybody seeing. Wait a sec, there. I just did Mt. Rushmore and I bet nobody expected or saw a thing. Now, what to do with this big rock in my backyard........


That's despicable. Does Gru know about this?



Don't you dare try to remove my favorite monument!

ujGearhead's photo
Sat 08/21/10 08:37 PM
I wouldn't remove The Big Beer. I'll leave it where it is and move into it!

byteme's photo
Sun 08/22/10 09:58 AM
still fighting the good fight. Looking for a home in nv. Calif. sucks time to go babe

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 08/22/10 10:06 AM
Walks in. Licks eyebrows. Looks around.

Dan99's photo
Sun 08/22/10 10:06 AM
I have got the sweatiest palms in Europe.

justme659's photo
Sun 08/22/10 10:19 AM
I can make a whistle out of an acorn cap.

( And I make quilts and stained glass items.)

msharmony's photo
Sun 08/22/10 10:22 AM
creating music would be my biggest 'talent' apart from loving others

singing, choreography, songwriting, poetry,,,etc,,,

ujGearhead's photo
Sun 08/22/10 10:23 AM
I use acorn caps to protect my belly button from lint.

soufiehere's photo
Sun 08/22/10 10:29 AM

still fighting the good fight. Looking for a home in nv. Calif. sucks time to go babe

Best state in the union for home resales (foreclosures)
in Nevada still.

ujGearhead's photo
Sun 08/22/10 10:39 AM
Going to Nevada in Oct. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Shasta1's photo
Sun 08/22/10 11:09 AM


still fighting the good fight. Looking for a home in nv. Calif. sucks time to go babe

Best state in the union for home resales (foreclosures)
in Nevada still.


Yes and still the highest by far in unemployment. And that's ONLY for those who can still collect. Every month, people are being laid off in 30 -50 size groups at the different industries, including the casinos, every one is doing OT- IF they re working because no one will hire any body. It's real rare if they do.
There is NO work here, the min industry, tourism died off, gambling is everywhere now. Construction is way off, have lots and lots of homeless here now, not a very kind state to those who they've kicked to the curb.
You guys are not getting this on the news, Nevada doesn't want to discourage anyone from coming here, but I've dealt with SO many new people coming here looking to buy big or get that job and there's zip. Yea, there's houses out there to buy, but the banks are not lending the $, it gets real discouraging for people I know in the field. They aren't making anything except a short sale and even that's treacherous for all parties involved.
So what is my talent here today?
Warning the people who are planning to come to Nevada to 'make it big' in the squeeze that you're gonna be stuck like the rest of us and hurting for all the things you take for granted now. Most companies have left also, gone 'home' as they say, so many empty shopping centers, no stores in some of them..always one or two empties in every stretch you see. 6 months free rent, they have plastered all over, and in prime location. Come for a visit before you move here. Nevada will be pretty much the last on the list to get it's act back together, they've cut the police depts and school staff down when crime and teaching is crucial. No arts. No gym, nothing outside the basics... so think long and hard before you jump to Nevada. I've been here when Henderson was the fastest growing comm. in the US 14 years ago and hopefully will be able to move out somday if I can sell myself.

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 08/23/10 12:28 PM

still fighting the good fight. Looking for a home in nv. Calif. sucks time to go babe
flowerforyou Whatever makes you happy sweetie.

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 08/23/10 12:30 PM
wow.....what a talented bunch we have here,flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 08/23/10 12:38 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 08/23/10 12:39 PM
eyebrow lickin seems to be famous!!!:banana: :banana: :banana:

Thorb's photo
Tue 08/24/10 08:34 PM
yea ... that's right up there with kissing their own azz.smokin

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 08/25/10 10:58 AM

yea ... that's right up there with kissing their own azz.smokin
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 08/25/10 02:24 PM

Calif. sucks time to go babe


And this is news how?

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