Haha! Nice, Kitty! (Can I say that? Hee.)

Some things that can be learned from watching Mega Piranha:

1. The State Department doesn’t consider knowledge of Spanish to be a prerequisite for an investigative mission to Venezuela.

2. Knowledge of kickboxing is a prerequisite.

3. People remember who Tiffany was.

4. There are coral reefs along the bottom of South American rivers.

5.Piranhas explode when they contact building materials.

6.Genetic mutations are always favorable.

7.In the navy, you can wear whatever hairstyle you like.

8.Steering a helicopter makes the veins in your neck stand out.

9.Nuclear weapons have no effect on large fish.

10.Piranhas will attack boats, submarines and helicopters because they know there’s meat inside.

11.There’s nothing to eat in the ocean, so sea predators need to attack settlements on the coast.

hey thanks for that link red, i have alot of good old films i could convert over to dvd
that will save on wear and tear.


oh and by the way i gave him a treat for you he said thanks purrr purrr lol

You're welcome, WB. :)

Hahaha! Good! I knew Eddie winked at me earlier!

Satan's Storybook '89- A movie not listed at all on IMdB, even looked up it's star Ginger Lynn on there and it's not listed. It is listed on her Wiki page. I remember seeing it in Fangoria Magazine back when it was released and you could order it. I never did, and never saw it in any of the video shops.

So I thought wow, a rare and unknown movie...well not so rare as it's been released on DVD(Netflix has it):

Here's a DVD review:

http://www.bleedingskull.com/dvd/satansstorybook.html

I just thought it was weird it has no IMdB listing, yet is on DVD.

lmao!!!!

he's a bit of a bruiser, i swear he's reincarnated from a dog lol


there was a film on telly last but i only caught the last 5 mins it was called Vampires: Los Muertos it had john bon jovi in it, have u seen it? is it any good?

It's a sequel to John Carpenter's Vampires, but I've never watched it.

Hahaha! I have a dog that "meows".

I've seen that movie years ago, I think. I can only remember it vaguely now, but I think that film followed the same pattern as the first John Carpenters' Vampires (1998), but features none of the same actors. I found it ok to watch, but I don't think I'll be searching the store to obtain a copy.

I think the first one was with James Woods. I liked that one better.

think ill give that one a miss then, it didnt seem that intresting the little bit i saw.

what do you guys think of silent hill? i bought that yesterday

I think it's one of the best video game based movies. Great atmosphere.

This was better than the movie!

I love cheesy movies, but made for Scifi(Syfy) Channel movies just don't do it for me....Syfy has great TV shows(Farscape, currently Eureka), and good miniseries(Dune, Children Of Dune, and the great spin on The Wizard Of Oz...The Tin Man) but their movies....ugh.

The general consensus of the film, initially, was disappointing because Hollywood chose to change the protagonist from a father, named Harry Mason, to a mother, Rose Da Silva. But other than that, all the other aspects of the game were pulled off satisfyingly, if not almost perfectly, making it possibly one of the best game-to-movie conversions ever made. Once the initial disappointment over the loss of Harry has settled, there is little else left that will do anything other than leave you with shocked sense of awe over the brilliant portrayal of one person's depiction of hell.

Unlike other horror games like, say, Resident Evil, which relies heavily on the character development and an in depth storyline complete with twists, Silent Hill relies on an exquisitely grafted atmosphere throughout the game and film. This was made using breakthroughs in 3D lighting and particle effects (smoke / fog etc.) at the time it was made. This became the game's trademark, and whether on purpose or not, was without doubt the aspect of the game which propelled it to stardom. And it is specifically this aspect that they followed so totally strictly that made the film feel so like the game. That, and the fact that a number of characters, many of the creatures (who could have been lifted straight out of the game itself they were so similar) and of course the slightly confusing story which was told in a more coherent fashion in the movie which allowed many of the fans of the game to see the story in a slightly different light.

Of course in a film you don't have to rely on finding scraps of paper and diary entries to piece to together the story, so as they are laid out more linearly as you watch the character's journey unravel you can concentrate on the visuals more than having to get your head around the strange and awesome world that is Silent Hill.

If you just want a quick review of this film, I can tell you that it is your stereotypical good horror in the sense that it has a good story, a start a middle and an end, plenty of soft core gore throughout to remind you what it is that you are watching, and the occasional hardcore scene which will knock you off your seat and keep you on your toes. What it is, however, I can assure you is entirely unique.

The story is coherent, but pretty out there as far as fantasy goes, because it leans further towards fear-of-the-dark type of horror rather than conventional sci-fi horror. By this I mean don't expect an actual explanation of how the horrors that are seen came to be, but rather why.

thats why i got it, cos i love the games. havnt long finished silend hill two

You can call it "Sigh Fy" then.

well if the game is anything to go by then the film should be just as good

One thing it has going for it- Uwe Boll wasn't involved!

Isn't it good to know that what you bought is actually good?

Hahaha! So cruel, but I have to agree with you. I've watched a lot of his movies and was disappointed.

No video game is safe from that man.