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Topic: Love Insurance
RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Mon 07/19/10 05:10 AM
People insure themselves, their children, their homes and property but I have never heard of anyone insuring love. I was just wondering if their might be a market for it.

tessa68 Joined Sun 10/01/06 Posts: 1701	Mon 07/19/10 05:14 AM
"yes, in someone's heart"

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Mon 07/19/10 05:15 AM
Sounds a good place to store the policy.

Thorb Joined Mon 06/28/10 Posts: 505	Mon 07/19/10 07:58 AM
People insure themselves, their children, their homes and property but I have never heard of anyone insuring love. I was just wondering if their might be a market for it.

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Mon 07/19/10 08:12 AM
I can't even imagine what the premiums on something like that would be!!!

Kings_Knight Joined Sat 01/31/09 Posts: 3718	Mon 07/19/10 08:34 AM Edited by Kings_Knight on Mon 07/19/10 08:35 AM
'Love Insurance' ... the new word for 'lube' ... It'll prolly be used in conjunction with ... "'Scuse me while I whip dis out ... "

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/19/10 08:56 AM
People insure themselves, their children, their homes and property but I have never heard of anyone insuring love. I was just wondering if their might be a market for it. Well, when I pay my car insurance, it kinda feels like they're making love to me.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 07/19/10 09:34 AM
wouldn't a prenub be considered ins. ?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45408	Mon 07/19/10 09:45 AM Edited by soufiehere on Mon 07/19/10 09:46 AM
People insure themselves, their children, their homes and property but I have never heard of anyone insuring love. I was just wondering if their might be a market for it. Love Insurance Rates: Under 21: $60 annually, low risk of any lasting damage. 21-40: $6000 annually, high risk for repeated claims. Over 40: $1 annually to encourage making claims.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Mon 07/19/10 02:46 PM
wouldn't a prenub be considered ins. ? I was thinking that. Cant insure an emotion, but you can insure the motivation to screw with emotions,,,

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 07/19/10 02:48 PM
wouldn't a prenub be considered ins. ? I was thinking that. Cant insure an emotion, but you can insure the motivation to screw with emotions,,,

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Mon 07/19/10 03:26 PM
Ya can't insure love baby wish ya could I woulda collected millions!

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Mon 07/19/10 03:28 PM
YES I TAKE EXTENZE

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