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Do you got any sayings you like?
For example some of my favorites: Don't go into the cave of a sleeping dragon to kick it and not expect to get burned! Two Wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do! There is a difference between acting stupid and being stupid. If you have to ask what the difference is you probably are just stupid. You can put manure in a pretty bag but inside it still is S$%t. There is no sense beating a dead horse unless you like doing that! And of course... Life is like a Colostomy bag. You only get out what you put in it. |
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CAN'T TALK NOW!!!! THE SQUIRRELS ARE WATCHING!
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Edited by
Wolf19
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Thu 04/22/10 03:24 PM
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes...
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Tighter than ***** hat band...........
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It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
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To Believe, is to Merely,,,,,THINK!
Friends can SAY they like you. TRUE firends, can Criticize YOU. LOVING FRIENDS, Make YOU!!!! LOVE, is the one thing, YOU will NEVER really TOUCH!!!! |
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The best example
Is a bad one. |
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It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. amongst the classics...one of my favorites too... |
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You can pick your nose.
You can pick your friends. But you can't pick your friend's nose. (Rocky Horror Picture Show--audience) In public, You can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick. (George Carlin) What good fortune for governments that the people don't think. (A. Hitler) |
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It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. amongst the classics...one of my favorites too... mine as well. |
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If a frog had hind sight he would still land on his ***!
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Miss me daily, please me nightly.
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Im not fat, im just short for my weight
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Great Posts!
.....but it's all the most unheard of thing I've ever heard of. |
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1st person: What are you doin'?
2nd person: Just fryin' an egg on a telephone pole. |
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My Australian friend Wally says he wonders why Aussie men have a reputation of being masogonists...then he says...
NOW git on yer beck(back).....and GRUNT...Ya SCRUBBA! |
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If......ifs and buts were cherries and nuts, we'd ALL have a Merry..er Christmas!
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"mums the word"
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for pete's sake
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