Ooo ooo grape is my favorite

Or atleast come to my nice guy threads. It is my attempt to keep all the nice guys in one place so the ladies can just take their pick without having to shop around.

The management thanks you.

By all means help yourself me lady (Pretty classy eh???)

Grape jelly and chest hair. Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Yes very classy especially since it's grape from those little packets at the diner.

Brother, you are definitely one of a kind!

Me too....

Thats what I used...it really makes em shine

I just waxed my chest hair and the jelly is only on my nipples...I'm not some kind of sicko

Momma always said I was special

That's debatable, E. But I won't tell your secret.

Book of Revelations from apostle Atlantis:


1. Women knows we fart and we laugh on it. And every fart is funny, it never gets old.
2. Sometimes our feet stink bad and before washing it, we find it amusing when our partner suffers from it for a few minutes.
3. We are all dirty, we want to lick things on women...and women like those guys more.
4. Everything we do is related to get laid. Marriage was invented to get everyone laid, even if they were very ugly, but at least there is a force that binds them from the church. Guys wouldn't buy fast cars or wear nice suits if it wasn't to get a woman in their bed.

5. When we talk to women, or chat, we already had sex with them at least 20 times in our mind.

Yes...I'm a complete bastard but I swear I have changed my evil ways

Be who you are. Don't try to put on a nice guy persona and don't settle for being a decent dude if you feel you're more than that.

Some women still want a gentleman. I, for one, think that chivalry is sweet, to a point. If we're going out for a fancy dinner, and I've taken the time to actually apply make-up and put on those God awful nylons and heels, okay sure, it'd be nice if you held the door open for me. If you insist on opening my car door EVERY TIME I get out, even if I'm just running in the store to grap a soda or six pack for you, I'd probably get annoyed quickly. If you push it to an extreme, it will become a problem. Certain situations call for different protocols. Perhaps that's why men find women so confusing.

Ultimately, you can't go wrong if you just be yourself. Doesn't mean you'll find someone, but it's certainly better to be alone with who you are then acting a part with a partner. Just my inconsequential thought on the subject.

I would say that is about 90% correct. But a gentlemen never tells.

Yeah and I was born at night. Just not last night.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Don't tell

Tonight I took a lady for a drive. We drove in the light rain and talked for a few hours. At one point I pulled over on the side of a quiet street and got out, saying nothing. I walked to a beautiful lilac tree and picked a stem of purple flowers for her. I got back in the car, and she was looking at me like I had done the oddest thing in the world. Strange how she would find that odd. Anyway I wouldnt want to get out in the rain and pick the flower every trip to the store, but as a gentlemen I know when the appropriate time to do something special is. The idea is to always have something on hand to make a lady feel special. Sometimes thats a word, sometimes thats a touch, sometimes its a flower on a warm spring day.

That narrows it down whether I'm one or not.