Eight dollars for Beer Nuts? This room is evil!

--Mike Enslin, 1408 (2007)

Hello,

I would have to say from the movie P.S. I Love You.

"Gerry Kennedy: I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You."

"Gerry Kennedy: [calms Holly] Every morning I still wake up and the first thing I want to do is to see your face."ff

Those are my favorite quotes, at least from that movie anyways, there are a few others, but do not feel like typing them up.

Regards,
Marcus

Mugatu(from Zoolander): "Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christs sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? Theyre the same face! Doesnt anybody notice this? I feel like Im taking crazy pills!"



I feel that same sentiment several times a day in these threads,,lol

Mike: It was little, brown and low to the ground.

Jody: Ahh, it was probably just a gopher in heat.


- Phantasm

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

--Ash, Army of Darkness (1992)

April: You don't understand. He likes to chase skunks in the woods, and if he finds them he tries to mate with them. Only skunks don't like to mate with poodles, and then they spray him and he really gets turned on.

- The Video Dead

"My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not neccessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage."

- Practical Magic

I think the dead should shut up unless there's something to say.

--Patient X, The Exorcist III (1990)

Captain Cutshaw: If God existed, he's a fake. Or, more likely, a foot. A giant, all-powerful, all-knowing *foot!*

- The Ninth Configuration





Captain Cutshaw: You're so dumb you're adorable.

- The Ninth Configuration



Captain Cutshaw: I think the end of the world just came for that bag of Fritos I had in my pants pocket.

- The Ninth Configuration

I guess we can't punish Victor for bringing Sparky back from the dead.

--Ben Frankenstein, Frankenweenie (1984)

Reg: Jody, what the hell are you doing here? You're dead.

Jody: So what else is new?

- Phantasm III

Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
Dr Ray Stantz: [Entering elevator] Going up?
Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.

--Ghostbusters (1984)

You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!

--Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus (1993)

If I wanted to listen to an *******, I'd fart.

--Captain Spaulding, House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

"Elliot Moore: If we're going to die, I want you to know something. I was in the pharmacy a while ago. There was a really good-looking pharmacist behind the counter. Really good-looking. I went up and asked her where the cough syrup was. I didn't even have a cough, and I almost bought it. I'm talking about a completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup, which costs like six bucks.

Alma Moore: Are you joking?

[Elliot nods his head]"

- The Happening

Lomax: Why'd he jump out the window... it's 12 floors down.

Steele: Nah... it's only 9.

- Axe

Take it easy, baby! You're just bein' kidnapped.

- The Candy Snatchers

Your best? Losers do their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen! Sean Connery, The Rock

Get away from her , You Bítch!

-Aliens

Bobbie: Do you mean to tell me that we actually have a virgin among us?

Pam: There are probably more than you'd care to know about. You see, some of us were raised by parents who stressed the teachings of the Bible.

Bobbie: Please, I can't take it! Would you get off that crap? Either you like it or you don't. It was meant to be used, not to just sit on.

Pam: That's all very understandable if you're talking about dogs.

Bobbie: Are you calling me a bítch?

Pam: That's right, you're just a horny little bítch!


- Trip With The Teacher