Eric Visser: What were they doing?

Vermeer: Apparently collecting water samples.

Eric Visser: They were the ones who ended up being sampled.

-Amsterdamned

Olde School Marm in deepest Queen's Plum English, pointing at all the British Colony areas on a World map during WW2 :



Now, class, what are we fighting for exactly?


The PINK bits, we are fighting for the PINK bits!!!




- Hope and Glory

Old Bedridden English Lady: I saw something nasty in the woodshed!


One- Eye Cocked Gay Hollywood Director: Yes, of course you did my dear! But the question remains, did IT see YOU!?




- Cold Comfort Farm

Flight Instructor: Son you keep writing cheques your body can't cash!





- Top Gun

The Lads: I feel the need, the need for SPEED!






- Top Gun

Janet: (Just after sex w/ Rocky) What have you done w/ Brad!?

Rocky: Nothing! Why, do you think I should??? <Sinister laugh>



Later ...



Brad:(Just after sex w/ Rocky) What have you done w/ Janet!?

Rocky: Nothing! Why, do you think I should??? <Sinister laugh>





- Rocky Horror Picture Show

drill insructor Hartman: you slimy twinckel toe **** sucker im going to pt you until you die!

-Full Metal Jacket-

Nicolas Cage: What are ya kiddin' me here? We got us a family!




- Raising Arizona

Daniel Day Lewis: Take off your clothes, I'm a Doc-tor ...







- Unbearable Lightness of Being









(Disclaimer: I have never used this line in my personal life ... ... *clears throat* )

from: Bachelor Party Vegas
Chuck Liddell (The Iceman): only thing each of you has to decide is how you want to die

Kal Penn (Z-Bob): uh, I'll take overdosing on Viagra with teenage nymphos when I'm 90 please

(Iceman): not one of your options

from: Bachelor Party Vegas
Chuck Liddell (The Iceman): only thing each of you has to decide is how you want to die

Kal Penn (Z-Bob): uh, I'll take overdosing on Viagra with teenage nymphos when I'm 90 please

(Iceman): not one of your options

Professor Plocostomos: If you were a lobster man, would you go into a haunted house surrounded by hot springs?

- Lobsterman From Mars

Frank Zito: Now you tell me what I should do. I heard about it, I always do. I can't go out for a minute. It's impossible. Fancy girls, in their fancy dresses and lipstick, laughing and dancing. Should you stop them? I can't stop them. But you do, don't you? And they can't laugh and they can't dance anymore. You've got to stop, or they'll take you away from me. I will never, ever, let them take you away from me. You're mine now forever. And, I'm so happy.

- Maniac

Ralph Coleman: Uh oh! Is that the killer weed with the roots from hell?

- Hunter's Blood

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Im here to kick *** and chew bubble gum and im all out of bubble gum
Duke Nukem

Victim: Your aim is to debase and humiliate a human being, there is *no* justification for cruelty.

Interrogator: Our aim is to rid society of negative influences. The end justifies the use of certain unorthodox means.

Victim: Your aim is to debase and humiliate a human being, there is no justification for cruelty.

Interrogator: Our aim is to rid society of negative influences...

Victim: ...There is *no* justification for cruelty, there is no justification for cruelty. There is no justification!

Interrogator: Our aim is to rid society of negative influences... There is no justification for cruelty of any kind.

- Closet Land

"My dear, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage."

Practical Magic

funny people
seth rogan: shes like a mouse
other guy: that you want to ****
seth rogan: yeah shes like a mouse that you want to **** with your dick

'You're my density' McFly, Back to the Future