Please tell

Lt. Fred Williams: "Would you get me some coffee?"
Kitty: "Sweetheart! I'm a prositute, not your wife. If you want coffee, make it yourself!"

-New York Ripper


Allyson King: "You know, I used to live in this place where the phone man was always coming around."
Ray Daniels: "That bad, huh?"
Allyson King: "Uh uh... that good."
Ray Daniels: "Oh, I thought that you meant that you'd had a lot of phone trouble."
Allyson King: "Hell, I didn't even have a phone!"

-Don't Look In The Basement


Ivan: "You, you've got no ambition! You're content just existing! You need what I've got, brother."
Josh: "Herpes?"

-Tapeheads

Sergeant Nash: "Excuse me? Could you give me the number at the sorority house? Please?"
Barb Coard: "Yeah, sure. It's, ah... Fellatio 20880. Fellatio. It's a new exchange, FE."
Sergeant Nash: "That's a new one on me. How do you spell it?
Barb Coard: Capital F, E, little L, LA, TIO."

-Black Christmas

Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.

Arbie: "They are very slowly approaching the entrance!"
Micki: "They'll break through faster than the five minutes it took me to turn Wendy into a full blown lesbian!"
Arbie: "Damn it! Well we need action before they turn the glass into lesbians!"

-Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

"You had me at hello."

"Show me the money!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Frankly Scarlet......

I don't give a damn"

"Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."

~Bruce Lee~

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

Gump, Forest Gunp

What are you prepared to do about it? (Sean Connery in the Untouchables)

Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. (Clint Eastwood in the Unforgiven)

Only talent interests a woman of taste. (Amadeus)

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (Princess Bride)

Oh man, don't get me started!

"u have bewitched
me body and soul"
Pride and prejudice

Ding Dong






Who ordered the whip azz fajitas ??!!



BDS2

"Scuse me while I whip this out!"

Blazzing Saddles

Lol, yes! Love that and how everyone screams and cowers, haha...

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - Godfather (1972)

"She's a delightful girl with a firm grip." - Better Off Dead (1985)

When refering to his brother in college, "He's learning how to be poor." - The Public Enemy (1931)

"How did an a$$#@le like Bob get such a great kitchen?" - Bottle Rocket (1996)

"Thank you very much, I think I WILL have a cookie." - One Crazy Summer (1986)

"Don't shout! Shouting is the effort of a limited mind to express itself." - Vivacious Lady (1938)

"David Mills: Has he tried to speak or communicate in any way?

Dr. Beardsley: Even if his brain were not mush, which it is, he chewed off his own tongue long ago.

William Somerset: Uh... Doc, is there absolutely no chance that he might survive?

Dr. Beardsley: Detective, he'd die of shock right now if you were to shine a flashlight in his eyes. He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take... and he still has hell to look forward to. Good night."

- Se7en

Some of my favorites from "Airplane"

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"Hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in it, but that's important right now."

"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy"

-W. C. Fields

maybe this has already been used but "It uses the lotion on it skin or it gets the hose again".

"Bullchit a$$hole, no one comes here for the tuna salad"