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granted, but they fall off when you get swept away by a flooded river.
I wish I were taller |
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Granted, but now you also are a baller, and you wish you had a girl so you could call her.
I wish I had a couple magic beans..... |
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Granted, but then you'd be living in New Mexico and they'd be eaten with dinner.
I wish I had a clue. |
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granted, you have all the clue's, now it's more confusing cause still no answers
I wish I had someone to snuggle with tonight |
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Granted, but they have terrible body odor and scratchy dry skin.
I wish I had a flying carpet. |
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Granted, but it's actually one of those mats that dogs pee on.
I wish I was asleep |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Mon 01/18/10 07:55 PM
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Granted, but now you are forever in debt to the sandman.
I wish I had a silver penis. |
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granted but it is stuck to the palm of your hand
I wish I had a sexy man |
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granted, he's so sexy women throw themselves on him and he cheats on you all the time.
Wish my house wasn't so cold tonight |
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Edited by
Ice38
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Mon 01/18/10 09:04 PM
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granted but your house will never let you go outside
Wish I had Rolls Royce |
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Granted, but you're just borrowing it from me
I wish classes started later in the day |
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Edited by
Ice38
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Mon 01/18/10 09:12 PM
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granted but all instructors turn into blood sucking monsters
Wish I had a good singing voice |
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Granted, but everyone else is tone deaf
I wish I had Zebra pants. |
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Granted, were all laughing at you now
I wish I had a 26 inch waist |
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Granted, but a spider crawls on your nose! (I couldn't think of how to corrupt that...could you tell? lol)
I wish you ALL had on Zebra pants! muah hahahaha |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Mon 01/18/10 09:33 PM
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Granted, but we're all wearing albino zebra pants.
I wish I could be a supastar? |
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Granted, but you don't like it.
I wish I was the best at everything I do. |
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Granted, but you're the only one who sees that.
I wish my hair was purple? |
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Granted you are the best you can be! (smiles)
What more could you ask of yourself? |
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Edited by
ambuh_massacre
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Mon 01/18/10 09:57 PM
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Granted, but everyone makes fun of you for it.
I wish people weren't such douche bags on xbox live. and thank you che_ :) |
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