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granted but you're at the north pole
I wish I could time travel |
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Granted...but you got sent to the planet of the apes.
I wish I has a jacket...its freexing up here. |
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Granted, but it's frozen
I wish I could sleep |
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Granted..but you have the dreaded dream that you are falling.
I wish...I had a beer. |
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granted but now you have to wait 700 years for a prince to kiss you and wake you up
I wish I was never bored! |
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Granted, but you are now in a coma.
I wish I had an airplane. |
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Granted...but it involves hanging out with me.
I wish it wasnt raining. |
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Granted, now it's snowing.
I wish I wasn't afraid as much as I am |
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Granted, but you now have balls.
I wish I had some lobster. |
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   Granted, but it's still alive and runs away I wish I could get this song out of my head |
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granted but you have to spend the rest of your life on a boat catching them
I wish I didn't have to work ever again! |
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Granted, but now you're a broke@$$.
I wish for serenity now. |
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granted, Serenity by Godsmack is now and forever stuck in your head.
I wish I wasn't hungry |
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Granted...but your metabolism is super fast, and now its time for that food to make an exit...lol!!
I wish I hadnt said that. |
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granted, but now you have to sing everything you say
 I wish I lived somewhere else |
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Granted, but now you live in Iraq.
I wish I had superpowers. |
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granted, your superpower is that you can stare at anything longer than anyone!
I wish I could experience an acid trip again |
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Granted, but you are in the middle of Wal-Mart.
I wish it don't stop and it wont quit? |
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granted now you're on a carnival ride that will never stop
I wish there was no such thing as drama |
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Sun 01/17/10 03:33 AM
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Granted, but now Earth will implode.
I wish I could visit the Playboy Mansion. |
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