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Granted, but you don't like it. I wish I was the best at everything I do. Mon 01/18/10 09:55 PMGranted you are the best you can be! (smiles) What more could you ask of yourself? |
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I wish I lived next door to Homer Simpson...
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Granted but henceforth you'll be known as Ned Tribbles Flanders
I wish I had a motorcycle |
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granted, but the engine sounds like one of those little kid bikes with a card stuck in the spokes.
I wish I had one of those bikes. |
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Granted, but it's a unicycle.
I wish I had a mermaid. |
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Granted, but if she touches dry land, she'll disappear.
I wish life really was a bowl of cherries. |
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granted, life's a bowl of cherries, now your stained red
I wish my kid would do his school work |
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Granted, but he becomes a Rhodes Scholar and never has time for you.
I wish I owned a Rolex watch. |
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Granted, but some thug beats you senseless in order to steal it...
I wish I could finish a project today. |
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Granted, but now you have 1,453 more to finish by Friday.
I wish for three more wishes. |
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granted....but then a bad genie steals your wishes and traps you in a bottle to live for all eternity
i wish indiana didn't have such cold winters. |
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Granted, but now your state bird is a buzzard.
I wish I had a time machine. |
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granted but now you have to live at the south pole for the next 5 yrs.
i wish i had a new career |
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granted, your a male stripper and women use you constantly
I wish I was retired |
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granted, but now you use your retirement money to stuff my g-string
i wish i could go back in time 6 months |
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granted, your there, but it's not what ya thought, live doesn't move backwards.
Wish my kids would be more motivated |
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granted, your there, but it's not what ya thought, live doesn't move backwards.
Wish my kids would be more motivated |
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Granted, but they're motivated to do illegal things.
I wish my boyfriend wanted to spend more time with me. |
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granted, he wants to spend every minute with you and drives you crazy
I wish it were spring already |
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Granted, but the birds are chirping so loud you can't ever sleep.
I wish I had a civil war era cannon. |
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