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Topic: Corrupt a Wish
che_'s photo
Mon 01/18/10 09:56 PM

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish I was the best at everything I do.

Mon 01/18/10 09:55 PMGranted you are the best you can be! (smiles)
What more could you ask of yourself?

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Tue 01/19/10 09:45 AM
I wish I lived next door to Homer Simpson...

MiVidaLoca's photo
Tue 01/19/10 10:07 AM
Granted but henceforth you'll be known as Ned Tribbles Flanders

I wish I had a motorcycle

no photo
Tue 01/19/10 10:10 AM
granted, but the engine sounds like one of those little kid bikes with a card stuck in the spokes.

I wish I had one of those bikes.:laughing:

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Tue 01/19/10 10:32 AM
Granted, but it's a unicycle.

I wish I had a mermaid.

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Tue 01/19/10 10:49 AM
Granted, but if she touches dry land, she'll disappear.

I wish life really was a bowl of cherries.

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 01/19/10 10:52 AM
granted, life's a bowl of cherries, now your stained red

I wish my kid would do his school work

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Tue 01/19/10 10:55 AM
Granted, but he becomes a Rhodes Scholar and never has time for you.

I wish I owned a Rolex watch.

galendgirl's photo
Tue 01/19/10 10:57 AM
Granted, but some thug beats you senseless in order to steal it...

I wish I could finish a project today.

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Tue 01/19/10 07:07 PM
Granted, but now you have 1,453 more to finish by Friday.

I wish for three more wishes.

Karma_09's photo
Tue 01/19/10 07:17 PM
granted....but then a bad genie steals your wishes and traps you in a bottle to live for all eternity

i wish indiana didn't have such cold winters.

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Tue 01/19/10 07:56 PM
Granted, but now your state bird is a buzzard.

I wish I had a time machine.

FETTS61's photo
Tue 01/19/10 07:57 PM
granted but now you have to live at the south pole for the next 5 yrs.



i wish i had a new career

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 01/19/10 08:00 PM
granted, your a male stripper and women use you constantly

I wish I was retired

FETTS61's photo
Tue 01/19/10 08:04 PM
granted, but now you use your retirement money to stuff my g-string




i wish i could go back in time 6 months

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 01/19/10 08:21 PM
granted, your there, but it's not what ya thought, live doesn't move backwards.

Wish my kids would be more motivated

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 01/19/10 08:22 PM
granted, your there, but it's not what ya thought, live doesn't move backwards.

Wish my kids would be more motivated

ambuh_massacre's photo
Tue 01/19/10 08:32 PM
Granted, but they're motivated to do illegal things.

I wish my boyfriend wanted to spend more time with me.

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 01/19/10 08:56 PM
granted, he wants to spend every minute with you and drives you crazy

I wish it were spring already


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Tue 01/19/10 08:58 PM
Granted, but the birds are chirping so loud you can't ever sleep.

I wish I had a civil war era cannon.

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