Topic: Corrupt a Wish | |
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Granted. But your mind took a vacation.
I wish I had a cup of coffee and a doughnut. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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granted but the doughnut is made out of plastic
I wish it would hail with this rain we have been getting |
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granted, the hail is as big as baseballs and it hits ya in the head and leaves a really big scar, and dents up your car.
I wish I had something fun to do this weekend. |
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granted but it is your last fun weekend
I wish I was outside splashing around in the rain. |
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granted, your playing in the rain and are struck by lightening and fry
I wish I was somewhere in the tropics |
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granted but you brake your leg and are in lots of pain
I wish I knew what happened to my dogs collar |
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Granted, but then you'll understand why the creepy neighbor has a passion for leather and keeps his curtains closed.
I wish I could "give the world a Coke..." |
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granted but they all explode at the same time.
I wish I had a bean burrito. |
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granted but sorry it`s a month old!
i wish i could stop shoveling snow! |
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granted, no more snow to shovel, it rains and floods your house.
I wish I had something fun to do tonight |
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granted...you`re going out on a date. to bad he decided to go out with your bestfriend instead
i wish i had someone to snuggle with. |
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Edited by
Ice38
on
Fri 01/22/10 03:38 PM
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granted bu he turns into a werewolf
I wish I was not bored. |
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granted...we are going 4 a girls night out...2 bad the car broke down in the middle of nowhere!
i wish i had some lemon meringue pie |
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granted, you have pie...but you eat it all and then throw up
I wish my kids would clean up after themselves |
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Edited by
Ice38
on
Fri 01/22/10 05:00 PM
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granted but now they will not go to school
I wish I had a bull dog. |
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granted but now they will not go to school I wish I had a bull dog. Granted...but remember that creepy neighbor??? Yeah! 'Nuff said! I wish the hair on my head would grow faster... |
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Granted, but now it's so long you trip every time you take a step.
I wish I lived in a fairy cottage. |
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granted, you now are the wicked witch in the Hansel and Gretel story, living in your candy cottage and eating kids.
Ever want something that isn't yours? |
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All the time.
Do you still handwrite letters? |
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Just if someone is in jail...they like letters when their locked up.
Ever do a "hog and jog" at a restaurant? (order, eat and run without paying) |
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