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| Topic: Corrupt a Wish | |
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granted, but you get stuck in a four hour traffic jam.
I wish I had a magic wand. |
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Granted, but it used to be MY magic wand and I have to take it back and sic the Munchkins on you as punishment!
I wish for sweet dreams tonight! |
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Granted. But the "munchkins" try to overtake your dreams.
I wish I was in Kansas. |
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Granted. Really. Need I say anything more to corrupt that wish?
I wish my hair would continue to look good when I arrive at my destination on this rainy day (unlikely!) |
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Granted but it will be stuck that way forever.
I wish it was payday! |
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Granted but you get paid and lose your purse
i wish i could see rome |
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Granted but they all speak italian
I wish I had a new puppy! |
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lol granted but its a dingo
i wish i had more smokes lol |
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granted but you get robbed for them
I wish I did not eat the lunch that I had today |
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granted but then your stomach hurts from hunger
i wish life was simple |
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granted but then everyone becomes mindless
I wish I would exercise |
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granted but you are still beutifull
i wish i didnt have a big nose |
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granted but then you would look funny
I wish my butt was not as cute as it is..lol |
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Granted its even cuter he he he
i wish i had more muscles |
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granted but you can never find clothes that fit
I wish someone would take the trash out for me |
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granted i take it out rofl thats really corrupting a wish
i wish i could go to playa del rey Ca and visit my cousin again |
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granted but your cousin is not there
I wish I would stop hearing voices... |
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Granted a love overcomes you unlike no other and queits the voices
i wish i stood on the path of love |
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granted but then the ground starts to crumble
I wish I had some green salsa |
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granted but you get it but then your kids eat it all
i wish i had some beans and chips to go with these tacos |
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