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granted but you go blind
I wish I had better vision |
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Granted but you see things others dont
wish i was back in chicago with my friends |
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granted but your friends are evil
wish I did not have to do the dishes |
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granted but then they all break when you are done lol
i wish i would stop smoking |
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granted but then you become a crack addict
I wish I was not hungry |
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Granted but then you become anarexic
wish i was better with words |
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granted but then your teeth fall out
I wish I was smarter |
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granted but then you become a mad genius lol
i wish i never grew past the age of 18 |
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granted but you never get a date
I wish I could use magic to finish my housework |
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granted then you grow a big nose and pointy hat and become an old witch lol
i wish more people knew the truth |
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lol...I allready have a big nose
granted but the truth can never be told I wish my nose were not so big |
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Granted but it grows so small you cant use it to breath lol
i wish i breathed threw my nose and out my mouth as i should lol |
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granted, now you have big ole bug eyes
i wish i didn't have to cover my gray roots |
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granted you dont but then you have no hair lol
i wish i could dream of a castle in a cloud again |
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granted but then you get sucked into the dream and a dragon comes out and eats you
I wish I did not have to go finish cleaning now |
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Granted but then your house becomes stacked with garbage
i wish i could play dungeons and dragons |
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granted but then you miss this fun time!
I wish I had more energy |
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granted but then you start swinging from the ceiling
I wish my laundry would do itself |
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granted, but now the clothes have a mind of their own and won't let you put them on.
I wish my kids wouldn't use all the hot water when they shower |
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granted they never shower again
I wish my kids would wash their own clothes |
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