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granted but then it started raining toads
I wish I did not type that |
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Granted you type kinder things lol
i wish i could sleep |
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Granted, but you have a terrible nightmare that you can't wake up from until a unicorn gives you an olive branch.
I wish I was this creative all the time. |
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Granted, but you burn out at an early age.
I wish I had a bigger room. |
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Granted, but you have nothing to put in the big room
I wish I didn't have to cut my friends and family out of my life. |
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Granted, you need them all anyway! Support is important...
I wish I could find some cheap but good sneakers, I need a new pair! |
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Granted, but they come from the clown store with pom-pons and goofy laces...
I wish I had a genie to do this weekend's projects! |
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granted but he goofs them all up
I wish my daughter did not ask me if her friend that is about to be homeless could move in with us |
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Granted, instead she sneaks her friend into her room, like on TV.
I wish I didn't exist |
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granted you are a spirit that is afraid of people
I wish I was better at granting wishes |
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Granted you are someone else and not yourself and better at granting wishes lol
i wish yahoo wasnt so laggy right now |
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granted, but now you belong to aol
i wish i could fly |
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granted but you crsh into an airplane
I wish it was night time |
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granted so now you live in antarctica and the sun wont shine for another 2 months
i wish i could take a nap |
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granted but you don't wake up untill Monday
I wish I had someone to mow the lawn |
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granted, but the noisy goats keep you up all night
i wish i had a pizza right now |
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Granted but its not a chicago pizza woot woot
i wish upon a star to have all my wishes of the past come true |
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granted but it was all a dream
I wish for a wish |
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Granted. Now you also have 2 others wishes left.
I wish I could see Led Zeppelin live again? |
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Granted but they are stone cold sober and can't play a lick!
I wish I could Mingle, work, and watch a movie all at the same time! |
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