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hummm, strange wish
granted, he's back in the marines, but has to go kill people. wish I could find a good movie to watch |
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granted but the actors come out of the screen and scare you
I wish I would change the color of my hair |
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granted but it all falls out when you do
I wish my family didn't live so far away |
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Edited by
the_one_wizzo
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Wed 01/27/10 07:47 PM
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back from the marines not back on duty
granted but then they never leave you alone i wish i had some coffee made |
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granted but it taste like rotten milk
I wish I had a Pepsi |
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granted but it taste like coke
i wish i could give you a pepsi :) i have some |
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I don't care for Pepsi, than you anyway
I wish I could smoke pot legally |
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granted but now you're hungry all the time and you gain 50 lbs.
i wish i had smaller feet. |
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Edited by
Ice38
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Wed 01/27/10 08:07 PM
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granted you have smaller feet but then you break one of them
I wish I could take a vacation |
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Edited by
the_one_wizzo
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Wed 01/27/10 08:07 PM
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Granted but you go somewhere cold
i wish i never smoked pot when i was younger |
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granted, you have small feet, but now it's awkward to walk and you trip and fall a lot
I wish I had a maid service |
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granted but they make your house dirty
I wish I could take a vacation |
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granted but they make your house dirty
I wish I could take a vacation |
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granted, your an a forever vacation, you don't ever want to come home
I wish all people could experience unconditional love |
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Edited by
the_one_wizzo
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Wed 01/27/10 08:14 PM
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Granted we all experience unconditionall love but we sacrafice everything negative about us to really know it
i wish my brother would pay me the 4k dollars he owes me grr lol |
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Edited by
Karma_09
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Wed 01/27/10 08:13 PM
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granted....but you end up owing him $10,000 by the time he pays
i wish i lived in Europe |
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granted, now you go to nude beaches and you are uncomfortable
I wish everyone could be happy |
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granted...but now people laugh at funerals.
i wish i knew how to fly a plane |
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granted, but you hit a flock of geese and crash land in the Hudson River.
i wish my ex wasn't such a bi*** |
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Granted, but then you'd still be madly in love with your ex and unable to move on...
Wish I'd had an extra 2 hours today! |
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