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| Topic: What are some of your favorite quotes??? | |
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The last enemy that should be destroyed is Death.!
- was written on some ones grave.. lol |
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Edited by
TwilightsTwin
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Sat 02/12/11 05:52 PM
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"If it weren't for physics & law enforcement...I'd be UNSTOPPABLE!"
-Me "Stay Positive & Love Your Life" -311 "Only those who dare to dream the absurd will achieve the impossible." -M.C. Escher "We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and big *** hairy spiders!" -Me |
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"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" - Homer Simpson 
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Screw you guys I'm going home! - Eric Cartman
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"Freedom has a different taste and texture for those who fought for it." - fellow viet vet's jacket
"Those who would sacrifice a little liberty for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin |
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"if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein
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Patience is idling your engine when you want to strip gears.
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Jim Henson - Take that idea and run with it
Mitch Hedberg - The shirt is dry clean only. That means it's dirty. Mitch again about a friend running back to camp after tripping on acid in the woods - MITCH, SMOKEY THE BEAR IS WAY MORE INTENSE IN PERSON. Hank Hill about Peggy encouraging Bobby to be a husky model repeatedly- DAM IT PEGGY!! I AM TRYING TO CONTROL AN OUTBREAK AND YOU ARE DRIVING THE MONKEY TO THE AIRPORT Far Side God rolling clay between his hands making snakes - GEE THIS IS EASY! |
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt |
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Time wounds all heels. ~unknown
"Never Argue with Idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." " I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car" ! Stephen Wright "The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list." and finally, an Irish proverb I adore "May those who love us, love us. And for those who don't love us, May God turn their hearts; And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May He turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping" |
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"He look like a man" - Ms.Swan
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Live fast...... Die young...... Leave a good looking corpse........ |
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Human nature is not a machine
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Love many....... Trust few....... Do harm to none........ |
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"Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler."
-Earlie |
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"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, den shoot that lying summa' ***** goose and supa' down!"
- Earlie Cuyler
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An opinion is like an azzhole, everyone has one.
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Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
~Louisa May Alcott |
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If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. ”
― Joseph Goebbels |
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for false words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
Phaedo, by Plato |
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