“Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.”
Theodore Roosevelt

"Im American by Birth, Veteran by Choice"
Unknown

"We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language"
Theodore Roosevelt

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot......Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.........Groucho Marx

"If you want to hear God laugh tell him your plans"-line from a Van Zant song, I forget who actually said it.


"Peace is always still around my house because I keeps me a piece of steel"-Madea

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"-family friend

"However good or bad a situation is, it will change"-not sure

"Watch your thoughts, they become words.
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your habits, they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny."-received in e-mail

"Begin each day as if it were on purpose."-Will Smith from Hitch

"if the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher"

do the cool jerk, c'mon people

an old song from the early 60s- love it

it was really a dance too - barely remember it

I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.

yes, and a lady always returns a favor


what goes around comes around


if it's in print it's gotta be true

paper doesn't refuse ink

Carpe' Diem ~ Latin for SEIZE THE DAY

Don't worry. God is still on the throne.
If some one calls you ugly, Remember, God don't make junk.
I have read the bible from cover to cover. Never saw the word " OOPS "
If people don't like me. Well. I was'nt put on earth for a popularity contest. .

"I'm not addicted to coke, I just like the way it smells." richard pryor

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

*Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter,and those who matter don't mind."-- Dr. Seuss.*


"For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else."

"It doesn't matter who you were a decade ago, a year ago, or even yesterday ... what matters is who you are today, and will be tomorrow!"

"I've never responded well to entrenched negative thinking."
David Bowie

You are the true master harry, because the true master does not run away from Death. He accepts that he must die and knows that there are far, far worse things in the living world then dying

..Do not pity the dead, Harry, pity the living. Above all pity those who live without love. By returning you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed and fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal,then we say goodbye for the present.


- The late Albus Dumbledore

Love is patient and kind;
Love is not jelous,
Or conceited, or proud;
Love is not ill mannered,
or selfish, or irritable;
love does not keep a record of wrongs,
love is not happy with evil,
But is happy with the truth.
Love never gives up.
It's faith, hope, and patience never fail.
Love is eternal.

" In a world of Dreams, how could It be so real?"
Bettis Shepherd

be sure to change your underwear. what if you get into an accident. you dont want to go to the hospital and have them find you in dirty underwear.

-my mom - bless her