"Kermit wasn't that bad when he was high, it was when he was coming down that he was a real pain in the ***. Always asking for money, hundred here and hundred there adds up eventually. He is in debt with me for almost a grand now, and he is gone and I won't see that money back...I would kill him over and over again for throwing me in debt. But the green bastard found an easy way out..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

Kermie!!!!!

"The first time Kermit attempted suicide I was shocked, he didn't seem like he would try that stuff...then the drug stories spilled out. Then you started hearing about the gunfights he was thought to be involved in, it started making sense..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

miss piggy was such a ho

I wanted to be Miss Piggy when I was a kid, she had great legs.....

Miss Piggy thinks Kermie is ever so dreamy....here she is, imagining him being dreamy.....

"I don't care what anyone else says, Kermit was able to get some damn good coke...I mean, look at what it did to him, he became a green God. I think honestly that the media killed Kermit, not the drugs. Millions of people do drugs on a daily basis, but cameras don't follow them...they followed Kermit, all the way up to his demise..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

I swear to god.....there is an actual porn (late 80's) with some dude hamboning a miss piggy muppet.

I seen that too

"I don't think Kermit ever thought he was too deep, he was just that type of frog. He was just laid back and didn't care, 'life is only lived once' was his motto...I think he even put it on a shirt once..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

Dude...he just seems sooo depressed!

"Kermit was the Godfather to a lot of frogs, you didn't come across one frog that didn't want to be Kermit. He inspired a lot of them to become something, I think they lost that when he went down...I don't know if he will ever be able to make it back to top after this incident. Maybe he will, would make a hell of a 'rag to riches' story..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

Man, yr killin' me! I'm in tears here!

"Kermit could be quite crude in his photo shoots, he would stick his hand up his rear and yell out 'Look ma, no hands!'...it became quite sickening after awhile, eventually we had roughly 15 rolls of film gone and we had to kick him off the set. It was sad really..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

Yea...but I'm jealous of him right now bein' in a facefull of buds!

"Did anyone ever tell you that story of when Kermit ate an entire ounce of mushrooms? Haha, that was a wild night. We picked up these shrooms from some dude out in Vegas that was walking along The Strip...were supposed to be the best damn shrooms anyone ever had, well, Kermit didn't think so after the first two grams so he swallowed the entire bag, plastic and all. Last time I ever saw that frog having that good of a damn time, thought he could fly...I had to tell him he couldn't..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU



And here is Miss Piggy NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU

That Miss Piggy video is hilarious!

Did you read the memo about it? Some girl made that for a class project.

I saw that...it is now one of my favorites on Youtube.