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Edited by
Calleigh12
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Thu 12/24/09 03:10 PM
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OH.......MY.........GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kermit and Lady Gaga!!!!!!??????? How DID I miss THIS?   I don't see her with Kermie, she seems more like a Count von Count kind of gal.  She can still do better. 
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Say it ain't so...
 Kermit the Frog Arrested on Domestic Abuse Charges miss-piggyPolice were called to the Los Angeles home of Kermit the Frog early Friday morning to investigate a domestic dispute between his on and off again girlfriend Miss Piggy. Kermit the Frog allegedly struck Miss Piggy several times in the face leaving several bruises and a black eye. To the right is a police photo obtained by TMZ.com early this afternoon.  Friends of Kermit have been increasingly alarmed at his behavior lately. An unnamed source saying Kermit has recently been abusing cocaine and alcohol on a regular basis leading to a very irascible temperament. Sources say the argument started innocently enough over the toilet seat being up and Kermit’s socks lying beside the hamper and not in it. It is believed that this along with Miss Piggy’s incessant nagging and annoying voice (as well as the substance abuse) led to Kermit acting out in violence. When Muppet character Beaker was asked to comment on the situation he was quoted to say, “Meep Meep Meep Meep!” In other news, Kermit the pimp??? I don't know what to make of this...  
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I knew it! Here is Kermits stable of Hos. That's why he had to use his pimp hand on Miss P.
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Edited by
Calleigh12
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Sun 12/27/09 12:27 PM
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I wonder how many of them slept with Tiger Woods?
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LOL that pic makes me itchy in certain parts of my body.
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The low down on the Kermit and Lady Gaga situation, I found it!
---------- When Lady Gaga rolled up to the MTV Video Music Awards, the world was agog at the identity of her high-profile date – America's Frog Next Door, Kermit the Frog. After all, the movie and TV star, singer and former pollywog had long been linked romantically to frequent costar Miss Piggy. Had he gone from mild-mannered Muppet to amphibian Jon Gosselin? Full article at People.com: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20305124,00.html |
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Edited by
Calleigh12
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Mon 12/28/09 07:34 PM
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LOL that pic makes me itchy in certain parts of my body. Me too....
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Edited by
XenomorphEyez
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Tue 12/29/09 07:56 AM
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The low down on the Kermit and Lady Gaga situation, I found it. Full article at People.com: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20305124,00.html I know Kermit is trying be all bad boy and a ladies man, but I wonder if he found out about Lady Gaga's tucking? Miss Piggy is probably laughing her pig butt off about now. Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn’t make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlSCpURc3M&feature=player_embedded So GaGa’s a hermaphrodite — I thought that was a politically correct term, but I’ve been informed the more PC term is “intersexual.” She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain of salt, because I haven’t been able to trace it back to any reliable source: Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal. |
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"So there me and Kermit are...sitting around with a 12 pack of beer and a half ounce of coke. In the middle of my line Kermit said "I once killed someone...", of course this caught me off-guard and left me kind of confused as it just came out of nowhere. I guess what happened from what Kermit told me was that they were doing a drug deal and one of Oscar the Grouch's guys pulled a fast one and tried to make off with the money and drugs so Kermit pulled out his chrome .45 and blasted him...last time Kermit ever did any kind of business with Oscar..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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I never knew Kermie was so hardcore.....
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"I remember asking Kermit for a 20 spot because I was broke...you know what that little green bastard told me? "Get a job", ha! What, like selling and buying coke and heroin? Green bastard..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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"So there me and Kermit are...sitting around with a 12 pack of beer and a half ounce of coke. In the middle of my line Kermit said "I once killed someone...", of course this caught me off-guard and left me kind of confused as it just came out of nowhere. I guess what happened from what Kermit told me was that they were doing a drug deal and one of Oscar the Grouch's guys pulled a fast one and tried to make off with the money and drugs so Kermit pulled out his chrome .45 and blasted him...last time Kermit ever did any kind of business with Oscar..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. I actually suspect Kermit of murdering Jim Henson cuz' he refused to front him drug money..I could be wrong but....
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Edited by
FearandLoathing
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Mon 01/04/10 02:37 PM
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"So there me and Kermit are...sitting around with a 12 pack of beer and a half ounce of coke. In the middle of my line Kermit said "I once killed someone...", of course this caught me off-guard and left me kind of confused as it just came out of nowhere. I guess what happened from what Kermit told me was that they were doing a drug deal and one of Oscar the Grouch's guys pulled a fast one and tried to make off with the money and drugs so Kermit pulled out his chrome .45 and blasted him...last time Kermit ever did any kind of business with Oscar..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. I actually suspect Kermit of murdering Jim Henson cuz' he refused to front him drug money..I could be wrong but.... We have been unable to verify this claim, but be rest assured...we are working on it! Only the best here, man! 
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"So there me and Kermit are...sitting around with a 12 pack of beer and a half ounce of coke. In the middle of my line Kermit said "I once killed someone...", of course this caught me off-guard and left me kind of confused as it just came out of nowhere. I guess what happened from what Kermit told me was that they were doing a drug deal and one of Oscar the Grouch's guys pulled a fast one and tried to make off with the money and drugs so Kermit pulled out his chrome .45 and blasted him...last time Kermit ever did any kind of business with Oscar..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. I actually suspect Kermit of murdering Jim Henson cuz' he refused to front him drug money..I could be wrong but.... We have been unable to verify this claim, but be rest assured...we are working on it! Only the best here, man! From what I've been reading on the Jim Henson incident Kermit was actually very heartbroken by his death and this is the point that Kermit spiraled out of control with his illicit substance abuse. I can say without a shadow of doubt due to my investigative journalism on Kermit...that he in fact did not kill Jim Henson.
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"So there me and Kermit are...sitting around with a 12 pack of beer and a half ounce of coke. In the middle of my line Kermit said "I once killed someone...", of course this caught me off-guard and left me kind of confused as it just came out of nowhere. I guess what happened from what Kermit told me was that they were doing a drug deal and one of Oscar the Grouch's guys pulled a fast one and tried to make off with the money and drugs so Kermit pulled out his chrome .45 and blasted him...last time Kermit ever did any kind of business with Oscar..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. I actually suspect Kermit of murdering Jim Henson cuz' he refused to front him drug money..I could be wrong but.... We have been unable to verify this claim, but be rest assured...we are working on it! Only the best here, man! From what I've been reading on the Jim Henson incident Kermit was actually very heartbroken by his death and this is the point that Kermit spiraled out of control with his illicit substance abuse. I can say without a shadow of doubt due to my investigative journalism on Kermit...that he in fact did not kill Jim Henson. I heard Jim thought of Kermie as his own son. 
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Possible future partner for Kermit...drum roll please...Taylor Swift! In an exclusive interview with People.com in September with Kermit after the Lady Gaga kiss incident he hinted at possibly pursuing Taylor Swift in the future! Personally, I think they would make a very cute couple and wish Kermit the best of luck on his rise again to stardom!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20305124,00.html You go Kermit! |
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Edited by
Calleigh12
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Thu 01/07/10 12:28 PM
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Love is deaf, dumb, and blind.
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Possible future partner for Kermit...drum roll please...Taylor Swift! In an exclusive interview with People.com in September with Kermit after the Lady Gaga kiss incident he hinted at possibly pursuing Taylor Swift in the future! Personally, I think they would make a very cute couple and wish Kermit the best of luck on his rise again to stardom! http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20305124,00.html You go Kermit! So Kermit is dating guys now???? Is that what that tucking alien Gaga did to him??? Or is Taylor a girl? |
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