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| Topic: THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green | |
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If he's dead, can Miss Piggy see other people? Well, I'm not one to believe gossip rags, but a picture is worth a thousand words.   
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Edited by
XenomorphEyez
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Sat 12/19/09 09:55 AM
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She really is not all that innocent and all these shenanigans probably led to Kermit's current downward spiral.
World’s Most Famous Pig Gets Naked To Help Fight Swine Flu December 10, 2009 MIAMI, FLORIDA – Following her arrest http://www.mixx.com/photos/6437292/miss_piggy_detained_by_new_mexico_authorities_amid_new_swine_flu_concerns and brief detention in New Mexico amidst the chaos and confusion immediately following the media frenzy about a potentially deadly swine flu pandemic, Miss Piggy has agreed to shed her clothes and bare some skin in order to help increase swine flu awareness.Miss Piggy in a New Mexico Jail Cell  The deal was struck when Miss Piggy launched an aggressive P.R. campaign following her arrest in New Mexico. During a radio appearance in which Mixx Piggy had hoped would serve as a venue for her to communicate her side of the story involving her arrest, she found herself speaking with a caller who happened to be involved with the non-profit calender geared towards helping raise money to promote swine fly awareness and helping to supply life-saving vaccinations to needy people in impoverished nations. “I was a little uneasy at first, this being my first time nude in front of the camera. That said, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the New Mexico jail cell, and it was all for a good cause,” said Miss Piggy about the experience. The calender is scheduled to be released later this month before the end of December.  Here is another link about her connection to the swine flu in Mexico. The evidence is damning! http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=2310 |
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I'd spank it to Miss Piggy. She's HOT!!!!!!
 
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I'd spank it to Miss Piggy. She's HOT!!!!!! Dirty pig love? 
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I may have found someone that can shed light on where Kermit disappeared too. He seems to have a close source to the Frog family, hopefully he continues to update his page and unravel the mystery...until then, I of course will continue looking for answers. Thank you for bearing with us through this obviously difficult time.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sonic80/Kermit_The_Frog |
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I will never believe Kermie is gone. I smell a cover up.
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I will never believe Kermie is gone. I smell a cover up. From what I'm gathering from numerous confidential informants, he isn't 'gone' persay...from what I've been told by people that were very close to the Frog family, he really is going through a rehab program. He may actually finish this one out instead of only going for 11 minutes and killing the counselor... |
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I will never believe Kermie is gone. I smell a cover up. From what I'm gathering from numerous confidential informants, he isn't 'gone' persay...from what I've been told by people that were very close to the Frog family, he really is going through a rehab program. He may actually finish this one out instead of only going for 11 minutes and killing the counselor... Kermie lives!!!! I knew it!!!!! I'm so pleased......yeah, they need to search him better this time, don't let him have any sharp objects. 
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I'm pullin' for him! Maybe if we all pray really hard...
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I'd make a thread for Kermie in the well wishes forum asking for prayers, but I'm afraid no one will understand. Poor Kermieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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Listen, I believe it best he avoid Miss Piggy as much as possible. She's a trigger and he'll surely re-lapse if he's around her.
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I found another source that claims to be close to the family. I was rummaging around some old videos of Kermit and there it was from Laxative120. See the comment here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcERe5pd8yI&feature=related
"I heard recently that Kermit went into a rehab program it sounds like he is really trying to get clean and steering clear of Miss Piggy. Really all we can do is hope for the best for him, and pray he doesn't kill the counselor like he did years ago...Kermit really did fall out after the death of Jim Henson, I've heard the rumors that Kermit took his own life...but I can say, they simple are not true..." --Confidential source close to the Frog family. |
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"Kermit did get good weed, I'm not sure why he went on to do heroin and cocaine...with the weed he was getting ahold of I would have just stuck with that ****, I mean this was some really, really damn good weed...not that I smoke or anything. That's just what I've heard..."
--Excerpt from Oscar the Grouch, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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I'm sure Oscar did more than just observe.
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I'm sure Oscar did more than just observe. We can neither confirm nor deny that. |
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I'm sure Oscar did more than just observe. We can neither confirm nor deny that. As long as Kermie lives, that's all that's important..... |
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"Yea, I've heard the rumors. 'Kermit took his life while high on cocaine and missing Miss Piggy.', garbage really. Kermit hated that swine Miss Piggy, don't know why they stayed together for so long...not like she gave him anything other than heartache and drug problems. Not to mention he had to pay for her eating disorder, really tragic...he would buy her food so she would leave him alone long enough for him to shoot up with heroin or snort another few grams of coke..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. 
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Why do people always blame the girl.....Miss Piggy, I love you, no matter what!
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Oh C'mon! She's a WHORE!!!
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