Topic: THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green
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Tue 01/12/10 08:40 PM

"This will probably be the most anyone has ever said on behalf of Kermit. He was a one of kind type of frog, you didn't just find this guy on the side of the road laying out by the pond...no, no, no. Kermit is a diamond in the rough, more rough perhaps than diamond but none-the-less he is a gem. He was The Frog when all the other frogs were just that...frogs. Kermit rose above the hardships and adversity to rise to a level of stardom that would leave Elvis envious, not just any frog can do that. Kermit was and will always be, one of a kind..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.



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Tue 01/12/10 10:50 PM
I want that poster for my wall.love love love love

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 01/13/10 09:35 PM
"Do you remember that movie Pulp Fiction? Yeah, those were the kinds of people that were after Kermit there for awhile. He had mob debts up to his neck, literally. Eventually he just went skipping from temporary housing and shelters until he finally ran out of steam...or luck..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

XenomorphEyez's photo
Thu 01/14/10 09:05 AM
^You would think with that body he would of turned to male prostitution and pay off his debt. Perhaps the drugs made him not able to perform.

FearandLoathing's photo
Sat 01/16/10 11:49 AM
"Kermit had a way with his words, when said something it was just so forceful that everyone would listen regardless of how much jibberish it was...if he had known that when he went down, I'm not so sure he would have went down. Of course with his frog-luck he would have ended up blurting out the wrong thing and went down for even more than what took him down in the first place..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:51 AM

"Kermit had a way with his words, when said something it was just so forceful that everyone would listen regardless of how much jibberish it was...if he had known that when he went down, I'm not so sure he would have went down. Of course with his frog-luck he would have ended up blurting out the wrong thing and went down for even more than what took him down in the first place..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.


Hindsight is 20/20.winking

FearandLoathing's photo
Tue 01/19/10 12:19 AM
"Kermit wasn't always so on edge...only when Miss Piggy was around, he was always shaking when he would see her come in. Then she went on to do Playboar, scary stuff..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

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Tue 01/19/10 12:20 AM
She was too much woman for him, he couldn't handle it, silly frog....

Ruth34611's photo
Tue 01/19/10 05:38 AM
Miss Piggy was too much woman for anyone. And, no, that wasn't a fat joke.

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Tue 01/19/10 09:07 AM
Miss Piggy was my idol when I was a kid, I loved her outfits, I wanted her hair.

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 01/20/10 01:46 PM
"We had gone camping one night. It was me, Kermit, and that creepy red thing...what was his...oh, yeah, Elmo! So there we are out there in the middle of the woods, me and Kermit had been there quite a bit before this but the creepy red guy had never been. That's when Kermit broke out his kit and started his work, then all of a sudden the creepy red guy jumped up and shouted 'Kermit! You can't do that, what if Miss Piggy finds out?!'...and that is why I don't take new people out camping..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

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Wed 01/20/10 01:48 PM
I love Elmo, he's so cute....I wonder if Miss Piggy ever found out what Kermie was up to?

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 01/21/10 12:46 PM
"Kermit was dull, he just hit a bright spot in his life and didn't know what to do...think about it, all your life all you do is hop around and get ran over by vehicles...now all of a sudden you are on top of the world with multiple bodyguards. For lack of better terms, he was 'drowned' by the life..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

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Thu 01/21/10 12:52 PM
Mo' money, mo' problems.....word....smokin

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 01/21/10 01:06 PM

Mo' money, mo' problems.....word....smokin


rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 01/27/10 10:20 PM
Alright, you said you'd chat to me in here, so let's have it. I want my chat. And make it snappy.....tongue2

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 01/27/10 10:33 PM

Alright, you said you'd chat to me in here, so let's have it. I want my chat. And make it snappy.....tongue2


"Kermit always sat on a rock...for some reason..."

--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green.

tongue2 tongue2 tongue2

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Wed 01/27/10 10:40 PM
Is that where he did his best thinking?

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 01/28/10 11:39 PM

Is that where he did his best thinking?


Don't know, still have to converse with Big Bird.

shades

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Thu 01/28/10 11:41 PM
Big Bird! Is he still around? I think I still have a feather I stole from his tail.....blushing laugh