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What's the difference between a golf player and one of our former presidents? Not much and people will forget all about it in a month.
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Okay, so now we know the truth, well maybe more truth than we knew last week, Tiger got caught putting in the wrong hole. On to the next story.
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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres. 
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What's the difference between a golf player and one of our former presidents? Not much and people will forget all about it in a month. More like a golf player and MOST of our former presidents. |
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I think now, that it might have been better if it was a DUI, and not what this has become, all things considered.
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I had an affair with Tiger Woods too Did you carry his "golf club" around or just on those "private games" ? I fell for the old "polish the putter" trick and then he stood me up. left me waiting by the ball washer |
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How did his " Big Bertha " feel?
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When it rains, it whores.
According to some online sites, Elin (wife)caught Tiger (slut) when he was texting Rachel (ho). I mean in his own house while his wife was there in the next room.  Elin grabbed the crackberry and ripped Rachel a new one verbally. Then Elin went all Naomi Campbell on him and the entry way to their house. That's why he didn't want the cops to go in his house. That is when Tiger ran out of the house sans footwear and he committed manslaughter on an innocent fire hydrant. RIP Note to Tiger: Invest in a prepaid phone and voice changer like the rest of the of the hos and do not do it with your wife and kids in the next room! Come on now!  Now the ho (see above) is going to hold a press conference with fame whore lawyer, Gloria Alred. Jessica Hahn is giving the side eye to all these forgettable b!tches about now.  |
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 Seems to me Tiger got cheated due to there was a whole lot of Hole in Ones that he did not get credit for...........
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Rather altruistic of Mr. Woods to think that he can settle this matter privately. He's a pro golfer and iconic in celebrity status. The story has broken wide open, we heard the voicemail, and the only thing that will make this go away is time. Kind of like how few are still talking about Balloon Boy or Britney Spears or Martha Stewart's earlier transgressions. The fact that Tiger is choosing to remain private and secretive on this matter will only enable the media to keep digging and hitting on this story. If he steps up and owns this issue, maybe it will go away quicker.
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and I thought I was the only one.
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What's the difference between a golf player and one of our former presidents? Not much and people will forget all about it in a month. Quick..without looking it up....what were the details of a TV talk show's host latest affair that was highly publicized??? |
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I had an affair with Tiger Woods too I'd say the same thing, but I'm not his type, so.......  
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I had an affair with Tiger Woods too You too?
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I had an affair with Tiger Woods too Did you carry his "golf club" around or just on those "private games" ? I fell for the old "polish the putter" trick and then he stood me up. left me waiting by the ball washer Was all this happening on a gulf field or in his room? |
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When it rains, it whores. According to some online sites, Elin (wife)caught Tiger (slut) when he was texting Rachel (ho). I mean in his own house while his wife was there in the next room. Elin grabbed the crackberry and ripped Rachel a new one verbally. Then Elin went all Naomi Campbell on him and the entry way to their house. That's why he didn't want the cops to go in his house. That is when Tiger ran out of the house sans footwear and he committed manslaughter on an innocent fire hydrant. RIP Note to Tiger: Invest in a prepaid phone and voice changer like the rest of the of the hos and do not do it with your wife and kids in the next room! Come on now! Now the ho (see above) is going to hold a press conference with fame whore lawyer, Gloria Alred. Jessica Hahn is giving the side eye to all these forgettable b!tches about now. God loves ya Tiger..... Everyone else thinks you're an arse 
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Edited by
franshade
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Thu 12/03/09 02:51 PM
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I cannot tell a lie, I did not have an affair with Tiger Woods
 so tell me what'd I miss???? |
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When it rains, it whores. According to some online sites, Elin (wife)caught Tiger (slut) when he was texting Rachel (ho). I mean in his own house while his wife was there in the next room. Elin grabbed the crackberry and ripped Rachel a new one verbally. Then Elin went all Naomi Campbell on him and the entry way to their house. That's why he didn't want the cops to go in his house. That is when Tiger ran out of the house sans footwear and he committed manslaughter on an innocent fire hydrant. RIP Note to Tiger: Invest in a prepaid phone and voice changer like the rest of the of the hos and do not do it with your wife and kids in the next room! Come on now! Now the ho (see above) is going to hold a press conference with fame whore lawyer, Gloria Alred. Jessica Hahn is giving the side eye to all these forgettable b!tches about now. God loves ya Tiger..... Everyone else thinks you're an arse I dont. I think he is human. |
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Rather altruistic of Mr. Woods to think that he can settle this matter privately. He's a pro golfer and iconic in celebrity status. The story has broken wide open, we heard the voicemail, and the only thing that will make this go away is time. Kind of like how few are still talking about Balloon Boy or Britney Spears or Martha Stewart's earlier transgressions. The fact that Tiger is choosing to remain private and secretive on this matter will only enable the media to keep digging and hitting on this story. If he steps up and owns this issue, maybe it will go away quicker. Id let them continue to gossip,,unfortunately he chose to comment on his private life to the public. But I would not have,, private is noone elses business whether folks think it comes with the territory or not.( Im very sensitive about my space and right to privacy). |
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Rather altruistic of Mr. Woods to think that he can settle this matter privately. He's a pro golfer and iconic in celebrity status. The story has broken wide open, we heard the voicemail, and the only thing that will make this go away is time. Kind of like how few are still talking about Balloon Boy or Britney Spears or Martha Stewart's earlier transgressions. The fact that Tiger is choosing to remain private and secretive on this matter will only enable the media to keep digging and hitting on this story. If he steps up and owns this issue, maybe it will go away quicker. Id let them continue to gossip,,unfortunately he chose to comment on his private life to the public. But I would not have,, private is noone elses business whether folks think it comes with the territory or not.( Im very sensitive about my space and right to privacy). Even if he didn't say a word to the public, we still heard the voice mail to his mistress. |
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