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Topic: okay okay I admit it
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Fri 12/04/09 09:34 AM



When it rains, it whores.

According to some online sites, Elin (wife)caught Tiger (slut) when he was texting Rachel (ho). I mean in his own house while his wife was there in the next room. slaphead Elin grabbed the crackberry and ripped Rachel a new one verbally. Then Elin went all Naomi Campbell on him and the entry way to their house. That's why he didn't want the cops to go in his house. That is when Tiger ran out of the house sans footwear and he committed manslaughter on an innocent fire hydrant. RIPtears

Note to Tiger: Invest in a prepaid phone and voice changer like the rest of the of the hos and do not do it with your wife and kids in the next room! Come on now! frustrated

Now the ho (see above) is going to hold a press conference with fame whore lawyer, Gloria Alred. Jessica Hahn is giving the side eye to all these forgettable b!tches about now. spock





God loves ya Tiger..... Everyone else thinks you're an arse noway


I dont. I think he is human.



Yesterday there was a microscopic chance Tiger would have joined us on this forum but I heard his wife will bank $55 million USD to stay with him 2 more years? Sweet contract! IMO there's nothing "human" about his marriage, his honesty or his golf skills. Even his confreres are taking a kick at the bucket.




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Fri 12/04/09 09:48 AM
I heard his wife will bank $55 million USD to stay with him 2 more years?



you HEARD? More proof that we are all just human. Some can judge him on what they HEAR but I prefer to stick to the fact that he is indeed a human being and that he is no better or worse than over half the other HUMAN beings in this country, except his golfing skills.

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 09:54 AM

I had an affair with Tiger Woods too
surprised

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Fri 12/04/09 09:54 AM
I don't hold anyhting against tiger for it. I don't have any less respect for him (except he acted kinda like a dumbass over it) he is human

but it is funny and I can't wait for the Tiger jokes

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Fri 12/04/09 09:56 AM


I had an affair with Tiger Woods too
surprised


gross,, Im not down with beastiality. Im also not down with adultery but I dont think it automatically makes someone terrible. I would never knowingly lie down with a married man nor with a man other than my own husband,,but these things should be worked out between the couple in the privacy of their own home,,not in a public forum.

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Fri 12/04/09 10:04 AM
It just goes to show that people think that celebrities are perfect. They are not. Like a lot of people have said they are just as human as the rest of us. I think it is sad that the media exploits the bad or the wrong that a celebrity does. Why judge a person? Have we have all done things that we are not proud of. He is the one that has to live with the repercussions, regret and the guilt of what he has done.

It is a private matter between him and his family. Just like it would be if anyone of us had an affair.

I am sure that if you had done the same thing you would not want your face splattered over the front page of the newspapers for the whole world to look down on you, or to even be mocked and judged on a forum.

He has had to work so hard to be the perfect image in the eyes of the public. That is a lot of stress and strain. It would be enough for anybody to crack.

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.

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Fri 12/04/09 10:06 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 12/04/09 10:11 AM
Yeah,

Tiger has been all up in my woods with his wood too.

Male-whore he is, I tell you!

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Fri 12/04/09 11:06 AM



I had an affair with Tiger Woods too
surprised


gross,, Im not down with beastiality. Im also not down with adultery but I dont think it automatically makes someone terrible. I would never knowingly lie down with a married man nor with a man other than my own husband,,but these things should be worked out between the couple in the privacy of their own home,,not in a public forum.



I'm not trying to butt heads with anyone but I think If the general public is exposed to his face on a "life" cereal box on a near daily basis, role model for millions on children worldwide, he should at least own up to his actions and accept that in public life YOU WILL BE WATCHED CLOSELY. $100 000 000 a year should cover his troubles and scrutiny.

David Letterman! is the answer to the other posters TV celebrity question

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Fri 12/04/09 11:45 AM
Im the one who made him white.

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Fri 12/04/09 11:48 AM
I am having an affair with my right hand, I find it is the only time when the amount of affection given is equal to the amount of affection received.

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Fri 12/04/09 11:50 AM
Did someone post these already (you did not expect to read the whole thread did you?) What does Tiger and a baby seal have in common? They both get clubbed by Scandinavians. Aw, now I forget the rest there were better ones.

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