From Dr. Strangelove -


General Jack D. Ripper: They are trying to sap and impurify all my precious bodily fluids. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.

General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

I think that it's noble of you to have stayed "pure" but why put such pressure on not only the girl you are looking for but for yourself...really now, what happens if while you're searching for miss purity, Ms. Perfect passes you up!? then you find the pure girl and she's a total wash up? You could really lose out...
Just remember "life happens when you're busy making other plans" don't miss out on THE ONE for the maybe...

your not being series are you

Good luck pal, try the mormans

<<<<<<< Pure

There are "pure" girls on Mingle. I know a few but I am not going to name them because it might embarress them

You can give them my name, little monkey, I don't mind.

Pure monkey business

That's good. Hopefully I am able to find some. Sadly they're so rare that it makes it even more difficult to find one that is even remotely nearby (which is another thing about that one girl who just stopped liking me - she lived a little less than four hours away, which is pretty darn close for what I considered to be a "perfect match").

So... what are my chances? Any ideas of places I can look to find the kind of girl I am looking for? Sadly I've searched this site inside and out and only maybe three girls out of the 4000 results I was provided even came close to matching what I was looking for. And the funny thing is eHarmony told me, "You have no matches." My search criteria? The world.


y u have searched this site inside and out and found only 3 girls out of 4000.To mach what your looking for.How do u know that did u ask them?

You better be a good teacher and a good inspiration in all aspects, because remember if you do find a "pure" girl, you are gonna be the first which will set her on a path, shaping her opinion on men.
So please, if you do find one and later break up with her, make sure she won't come back and tell something like "all the men are a..holes" or "why all men are d.cks" and that's sort of stuff.

you could prolly buy one in Damascus or Tehran

What would you think if you met a "pure" guy your age range?

i just recently became "impure" and the guy did that to me and I ruined his social reputation! It was hilarious....then again that was a year ago and now he is happily engaged to my ex-best friend! AGHH!

Its not as rare as it seems with the 20 something chicks

Alsark, you are adorable and I wish you luck. I'm going to have to agree with a few others here though. You're profile is great but would be quite intimidating or offputting for many ladies. Even if they felt the same things you do they may not be so forthcoming or direct.

You stating the kind of person you are to include your morals and values may attract exactly what you are looking for. Good luck.

cute monkey!

Why does it matter how "pure" they are??? Is there some kind of prize?