Topic: Ask Texas Scoundrel.
dnc4Him's photo
Tue 10/06/09 08:39 PM

Another forum poster thought it would be a fun idea for me to answer any questions about meeting, mingling, attracting and dating. So, if any of you would like advice from a serial dater, fire away. I'll be here all night.


So, if you are a serial dater....then why are you here all night?

newarkjw's photo
Tue 10/06/09 08:47 PM


Mr. Scoundrel. I think I have an animal trapped in my sink. He makes just the meanest noises. When he gets angry he just goes Raww Raww Raww Raww. I have never seen this before. He really gets angry when I flip the light switch above the sink. I thought of sticking my hand down in the sink and try to grab him. I'm not sure. Any advice??..smokin


Is that a dating question? Are you wanting to date this critter?

Mr. Scoundrel's knowledge is limited to serial dating...you'll need to call a plumber on this one.. smokin


It makes it a little hard to date when you think you have an animal in trapped in your sink....:tongue:

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 10/06/09 08:49 PM



Mr. Scoundrel. I think I have an animal trapped in my sink. He makes just the meanest noises. When he gets angry he just goes Raww Raww Raww Raww. I have never seen this before. He really gets angry when I flip the light switch above the sink. I thought of sticking my hand down in the sink and try to grab him. I'm not sure. Any advice??..smokin


Is that a dating question? Are you wanting to date this critter?

Mr. Scoundrel's knowledge is limited to serial dating...you'll need to call a plumber on this one.. smokin


It makes it a little hard to date when you think you have an animal in trapped in your sink....:tongue:


doesn't scare me...:tongue:

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Tue 10/06/09 08:51 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Tue 10/06/09 08:53 PM


Another forum poster thought it would be a fun idea for me to answer any questions about meeting, mingling, attracting and dating. So, if any of you would like advice from a serial dater, fire away. I'll be here all night.


So, if you are a serial dater....then why are you here all night?


Because he is in "between".

Meaning, moving from the old serial to the new one. :wink:

Imagine women as boxes on a conveyor belt and those spaces between them. Now, that's where he is. waving

TexasScoundrel's photo
Tue 10/06/09 08:53 PM

So, if you are a serial dater....then why are you here all night?


I work nights and this helps pass the time.

dnc4Him's photo
Tue 10/06/09 09:01 PM


So, if you are a serial dater....then why are you here all night?


I work nights and this helps pass the time.


I was just being a smart alec....hope your night goes well.

dnc4Him's photo
Tue 10/06/09 09:04 PM



Another forum poster thought it would be a fun idea for me to answer any questions about meeting, mingling, attracting and dating. So, if any of you would like advice from a serial dater, fire away. I'll be here all night.


So, if you are a serial dater....then why are you here all night?


Because he is in "between".

Meaning, moving from the old serial to the new one. :wink:

Imagine women as boxes on a conveyor belt and those spaces between them. Now, that's where he is. waving

I get the picture....laugh

eileena9's photo
Tue 10/06/09 11:53 PM
uuhhmmmmmmmmmmmm................


How do I ask this????embarassed embarassed embarassed




I just don't know how to phrase this................huh










Since you are 14 inches taller than me, noway









































how's the weather up there????tongue2 tongue2

TexasScoundrel's photo
Tue 10/06/09 11:57 PM
Its nice. Thanks for asking

eileena9's photo
Wed 10/07/09 12:04 AM
No fair....it's chilly down here!!!sad2

TexasScoundrel's photo
Wed 10/07/09 03:00 PM
Alright, it's 5PM now and I'll be here until midnight to answer any of your dating (not relationship) conundrums.

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Wed 10/07/09 03:21 PM
As we say in England, "you do quite fancy yourself, eh?" ... spock

Hopin' the spirit of this thread is all quite tongue in cheek, difficult to discern ... :wink:

TexasScoundrel's photo
Wed 10/07/09 04:23 PM
Edited by TexasScoundrel on Wed 10/07/09 04:26 PM

As we say in England, "you do quite fancy yourself, eh?" ... spock

Hopin' the spirit of this thread is all quite tongue in cheek, difficult to discern ... :wink:


Fancy myself? I am confident if that's what you mean. I'm also what you may call "cheeky."

I started this thread because I've read so many threads about how people have trouble connecting with someone special. I don't have that problem. I can go out most any night and chat up several attractive women and get their phone numbers. I had dates with two different women last week. I am good at it and I want to help others find what they are looking for.

But, when I'm asked a nonsense question, I'll give a nonsense reply. So, to answer your question, I am serous about helping anyone that asks. Also, I'll be truthful. If an overweight, pimple faced, 5'2" man wants to date a movie star I'll advise him to perhaps seek another target for affections.

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Wed 10/07/09 04:27 PM
Texas-



When you forget to pick up the milk, which she so kindly asked you to do through text message on the way home from work, does she have the right to be pissed off if you forget?




laugh

TexasScoundrel's photo
Wed 10/07/09 04:31 PM

Texas-



When you forget to pick up the milk, which she so kindly asked you to do through text message on the way home from work, does she have the right to be pissed off if you forget?




laugh


This is a relationship question. But, I'll give my opinion anyway.

Milk is easy to get. There are 24 hour stores everywhere. If I am willing to go back out for milk then she has nothing to be upset about.

If she is really upset about something else she should address that issue instead of playing head games.

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Wed 10/07/09 04:44 PM


Texas-



When you forget to pick up the milk, which she so kindly asked you to do through text message on the way home from work, does she have the right to be pissed off if you forget?




laugh


This is a relationship question. But, I'll give my opinion anyway.

Milk is easy to get. There are 24 hour stores everywhere. If I am willing to go back out for milk then she has nothing to be upset about.

If she is really upset about something else she should address that issue instead of playing head games.




Your right.



Have you ever had a woman that has been strictly a friend and you realize that maybe this said friend is perfect dating material. What you are looking for. You have known each other for 8-9 years, met in the last couple years of college. All of a sudden she has become incredibly sexy, almost irrestible. Personality matches. Looks wise phenomenal. Total package in my eyes.

Is it a bad idea or good idea to have a first date involve a weekend vacation getaway?

TexasScoundrel's photo
Wed 10/07/09 05:00 PM
It's my feeling that sense the two of you have known one another for so long this isn't really like a first date. Unless you haven't been in touch for a while.

I think it would be good to have a weekend getaway if you have been close all along. However, if you are getting to know each other again you might be better off with a more traditional first date.

newarkjw's photo
Wed 10/07/09 05:31 PM
Mr. Scoundrel I have sort off touchy question. I will try to word it gently. Say you go out with someone. Things get kinda hot and heavy. What if she wasn't fresh, you know down there............smokin

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 10/07/09 05:33 PM

Mr. Scoundrel I have sort off touchy question. I will try to word it gently. Say you go out with someone. Things get kinda hot and heavy. What if she wasn't fresh, you know down there............smokin


rofl rofl

do you really have to ask....

newarkjw's photo
Wed 10/07/09 05:45 PM


Mr. Scoundrel I have sort off touchy question. I will try to word it gently. Say you go out with someone. Things get kinda hot and heavy. What if she wasn't fresh, you know down there............smokin


rofl rofl

do you really have to ask....





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