Topic: Ask Texas Scoundrel.
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Tue 10/06/09 05:49 PM
Mr. Scoundrel, I would like to know if you travel for intimate encounters? and, do you have a horse?

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Tue 10/06/09 05:50 PM
Oh lemme answer this..Please, Please Pretty Please what

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Tue 10/06/09 05:59 PM

Mr. Scoundrel, I would like to know if you travel for intimate encounters? and, do you have a horse?


Sadly, I am a man of limited means.

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Tue 10/06/09 06:00 PM


Mr. Scoundrel, I would like to know if you travel for intimate encounters? and, do you have a horse?


Sadly, I am a man of limited means.


that is most unfortunate. I do, however, understand that you have a cupboard full of strawberry preserves, is that correct?

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Tue 10/06/09 06:10 PM

that is most unfortunate. I do, however, understand that you have a cupboard full of strawberry preserves, is that correct?


No, but I do have plenty of Crisco oil and water guns.

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Tue 10/06/09 06:15 PM


that is most unfortunate. I do, however, understand that you have a cupboard full of strawberry preserves, is that correct?


No, but I do have plenty of Crisco oil and water guns.


That is not going to work unless, are these rapid fire water guns?

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Tue 10/06/09 06:21 PM

That is not going to work unless, are these rapid fire water guns?


Super soakers and I also have lots of bubble wrap.

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Tue 10/06/09 06:21 PM
Mr. Scoundrel. I was wondering why woman can't go to the god damn mall by themselves? First time caller long time listner.....smokin

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Tue 10/06/09 06:22 PM


That is not going to work unless, are these rapid fire water guns?


Super soakers and I also have lots of bubble wrap.


Ohh, super wet bubble wrap, that sounds perfect!:laughing:

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Tue 10/06/09 06:24 PM

Mr. Scoundrel. I was wondering why woman can't go to the god damn mall by themselves? First time caller long time listner.....smokin


Because they need a truthful answer to the question "does my butt look too big in this?"

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Tue 10/06/09 06:28 PM


Mr. Scoundrel. I was wondering why woman can't go to the god damn mall by themselves? First time caller long time listner.....smokin


Because they need a truthful answer to the question "does my butt look too big in this?"


Mr. Scoundrel I am always honest. I tell her everytime that it would not matter what you put that big azz in. It's just gonna look huge.....smokin

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Tue 10/06/09 06:31 PM



Mr. Scoundrel. I was wondering why woman can't go to the god damn mall by themselves? First time caller long time listner.....smokin


Because they need a truthful answer to the question "does my butt look too big in this?"


Mr. Scoundrel I am always honest. I tell her everytime that it would not matter what you put that big azz in. It's just gonna look huge.....smokin


LOL

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Tue 10/06/09 07:04 PM

Oh lemme answer this..Please, Please Pretty Please what


I always enjoy your input.

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Tue 10/06/09 07:17 PM
Never mind. It is already answered ohwell

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Tue 10/06/09 07:21 PM

Never mind. It is already answered ohwell


You can have the next one.

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Tue 10/06/09 07:23 PM
But I wanted the travel for intimate encounters laugh :wink:

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Tue 10/06/09 07:53 PM
Go ahead and tell us what you wanted to say then.

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Tue 10/06/09 08:06 PM
C'mon Tami..advice me..I need it. I trust you! flowerforyou

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Tue 10/06/09 08:28 PM
Mr. Scoundrel. I think I have an animal trapped in my sink. He makes just the meanest noises. When he gets angry he just goes Raww Raww Raww Raww. I have never seen this before. He really gets angry when I flip the light switch above the sink. I thought of sticking my hand down in the sink and try to grab him. I'm not sure. Any advice??..smokin

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Tue 10/06/09 08:32 PM

Mr. Scoundrel. I think I have an animal trapped in my sink. He makes just the meanest noises. When he gets angry he just goes Raww Raww Raww Raww. I have never seen this before. He really gets angry when I flip the light switch above the sink. I thought of sticking my hand down in the sink and try to grab him. I'm not sure. Any advice??..smokin


Is that a dating question? Are you wanting to date this critter?

Mr. Scoundrel's knowledge is limited to serial dating...you'll need to call a plumber on this one.. smokin