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Mr. Scoundrel, I would like to know if you travel for intimate encounters? and, do you have a horse?
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Oh lemme answer this..Please, Please Pretty Please
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Mr. Scoundrel, I would like to know if you travel for intimate encounters? and, do you have a horse? Sadly, I am a man of limited means. |
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Mr. Scoundrel, I would like to know if you travel for intimate encounters? and, do you have a horse? Sadly, I am a man of limited means. that is most unfortunate. I do, however, understand that you have a cupboard full of strawberry preserves, is that correct? |
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that is most unfortunate. I do, however, understand that you have a cupboard full of strawberry preserves, is that correct? No, but I do have plenty of Crisco oil and water guns. |
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that is most unfortunate. I do, however, understand that you have a cupboard full of strawberry preserves, is that correct? No, but I do have plenty of Crisco oil and water guns. That is not going to work unless, are these rapid fire water guns? |
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That is not going to work unless, are these rapid fire water guns? Super soakers and I also have lots of bubble wrap. |
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Mr. Scoundrel. I was wondering why woman can't go to the god damn mall by themselves? First time caller long time listner.....
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That is not going to work unless, are these rapid fire water guns? Super soakers and I also have lots of bubble wrap. Ohh, super wet bubble wrap, that sounds perfect! 
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Mr. Scoundrel. I was wondering why woman can't go to the god damn mall by themselves? First time caller long time listner.....
Because they need a truthful answer to the question "does my butt look too big in this?" |
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Mr. Scoundrel. I was wondering why woman can't go to the god damn mall by themselves? First time caller long time listner.....
Because they need a truthful answer to the question "does my butt look too big in this?" Mr. Scoundrel I am always honest. I tell her everytime that it would not matter what you put that big azz in. It's just gonna look huge.....
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Mr. Scoundrel. I was wondering why woman can't go to the god damn mall by themselves? First time caller long time listner.....
Because they need a truthful answer to the question "does my butt look too big in this?" Mr. Scoundrel I am always honest. I tell her everytime that it would not matter what you put that big azz in. It's just gonna look huge.....
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Oh lemme answer this..Please, Please Pretty Please
I always enjoy your input. |
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Never mind. It is already answered
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Never mind. It is already answered
You can have the next one. |
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But I wanted the travel for intimate encounters
 
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Go ahead and tell us what you wanted to say then.
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C'mon Tami..advice me..I need it. I trust you!
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Mr. Scoundrel. I think I have an animal trapped in my sink. He makes just the meanest noises. When he gets angry he just goes Raww Raww Raww Raww. I have never seen this before. He really gets angry when I flip the light switch above the sink. I thought of sticking my hand down in the sink and try to grab him. I'm not sure. Any advice??..
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Mr. Scoundrel. I think I have an animal trapped in my sink. He makes just the meanest noises. When he gets angry he just goes Raww Raww Raww Raww. I have never seen this before. He really gets angry when I flip the light switch above the sink. I thought of sticking my hand down in the sink and try to grab him. I'm not sure. Any advice??..
Is that a dating question? Are you wanting to date this critter? Mr. Scoundrel's knowledge is limited to serial dating...you'll need to call a plumber on this one..
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