Topic: You know you've been single too long when | |
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When you can't find the right guy... and celibacy is more attractive at this point...
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You would rather enjoy a nice piece of chocolate,,,and a dvd.
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When you open your lingerie draw and it is like Christmas all over for you forgot ya had all those silky things in there....
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When you look forward to the next time a sporting event is on tv again and you invite the guys over to watch the game, drink beer, and talk about women in derogatory misogynistic terms, all in the name of camradery and some laughs.
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You name your vibrator BIG RED!! *LOL* Mine is named Vinny... |
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The weekend comes and you start missing the phone calls from the bill collectors!..lmao I thought I was the only one that experienced this. |
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You would rather enjoy a nice piece of chocolate,,,and a dvd. That sounds good. Will have to do that tonight. |
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Edited by
Eckani
on
Fri 10/02/09 06:44 AM
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Wow, I have been alone so long that I honestly don't know if I can share my space again....and truthfully that scares me. I have actually thought about this! Same here. I'm not sure i could handle criticism about the way I do things, when I go to sleep or what to watch or do during the day. I thought about it too, I don't know if i could ever handle it after this long. |
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When you favorite watering hole wants to know the time of your arrival so they can reserve you a seat.
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