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| Topic: You know you've been single too long when | |
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When you have to have upgrade your vibrator to one that ya have to kick start... 
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when U start proposing to your blow up doll
 
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when you go grocery shopping, and all you buy are frozen hungry man dinners
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When a trip out of the house means taking the garbage to the curb.
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When a trip out of the house means taking the garbage to the curb. at least you don't need a passport
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When the telemarketers call and you answer their questions 
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 09/28/09 04:54 PM
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When the telemarketers call and you answer their questions
ROFLMAO LOL, I've done that too. HOw about this one: You've been single too long... -When you flirt with the IRS agent? Done that too! 
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you go on a date, and the tv gets suspicious
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When you have to have upgrade your vibrator to one that ya have to kick start...
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When a trip out of the house means taking the garbage to the curb. at least you don't need a passport
(Inside joke) |
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When a trip out of the house means taking the garbage to the curb. at least you don't need a passport
(Inside joke) I get it. |
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LOL...going to big Y feels like "going out" and you dress up nice and you try to make up a flirt line for the cashier girl before you get there. Done that too!
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When I like my bed better with just me in it! No snoring, no sharing the sheets, no vibrator either!!!! Just me and my amazingly great pillows.
When cooking a simple meal to share makes me feel like I didn't cook for a family EVER. (lost in my own kitchen - if you got this one, you have been alone to long too) When using my shower after someone else has annoys me because it's ALL WET in there! Wow, I have been alone so long that I honestly don't know if I can share my space again....and truthfully that scares me. I have actually thought about this! |
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Wow, I have been alone so long that I honestly don't know if I can share my space again....and truthfully that scares me. I have actually thought about this! Same here. I'm not sure i could handle criticism about the way I do things, when I go to sleep or what to watch or do during the day. I thought about it too, I don't know if i could ever handle it after this long. 
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Your driver's licence renewal notice arrives in the mail. You exclaim "ah, so that's what I am" when you read the sex.
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When you recieve a pre recorded phone call and you think i may just get lucky
Anna
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You cant talk to the opposite sex without touching them somehow...
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Wow, I have been alone so long that I honestly don't know if I can share my space again....and truthfully that scares me. I have actually thought about this! Same here. I'm not sure i could handle criticism about the way I do things, when I go to sleep or what to watch or do during the day. I thought about it too, I don't know if i could ever handle it after this long.
Thank you for understanding! My space is sooo my own. My favorite belongings - the ones that survived 3 down sizing's and will make this next move with me. There is no physical room for someone else to bring in their stuff, and when I have tried to let someone I resent the 'mess' and crowding. I do not want to live alone for the rest of my life but really, honestly don't know how to become less possessive of the space/place I went through hell and high water to end up with....maybe if I meet the right man all this will just happen easily but I do wonder. Maybe I am destined to share my life but not my home.   
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LOL this is bad...when you are imagining someone sitting next to you in your car and you try to entertain your imaginary friend with your music.
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LOL this is bad...when you are imagining someone sitting next to you in your car and you try to entertain your imaginary friend with your music. How about this, I imagine myself making a cooking video while imagining I have someone to cook for! LOL |
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