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Topic: You know you've been single too long when
Modela Joined Fri 09/19/08 Posts: 2535	Mon 09/28/09 04:07 PM
When you have to have upgrade your vibrator to one that ya have to kick start... It would perhaps be appropriate to say the upgrade of the vibrator to a pneumatic drill

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 09/28/09 04:09 PM
when U start proposing to your blow up doll

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Mon 09/28/09 04:10 PM
when you go grocery shopping, and all you buy are frozen hungry man dinners

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 22127	Mon 09/28/09 04:11 PM
When a trip out of the house means taking the garbage to the curb.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Mon 09/28/09 04:15 PM
When a trip out of the house means taking the garbage to the curb. at least you don't need a passport

mrlyonz Joined Fri 09/25/09 Posts: 4	Mon 09/28/09 04:51 PM
When the telemarketers call and you answer their questions ROFLMAO

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Mon 09/28/09 04:54 PM Edited by Atlantis75 on Mon 09/28/09 04:54 PM
When the telemarketers call and you answer their questions ROFLMAO LOL, I've done that too. HOw about this one: You've been single too long... -When you flirt with the IRS agent? Done that too!

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Mon 09/28/09 04:54 PM
you go on a date, and the tv gets suspicious

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Mon 09/28/09 04:55 PM
When you have to have upgrade your vibrator to one that ya have to kick start... It would perhaps be appropriate to say the upgrade of the vibrator to a pneumatic drill I thought you might like that

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Mon 09/28/09 04:55 PM
When a trip out of the house means taking the garbage to the curb. at least you don't need a passport watch the trash it may get stolen (Inside joke)

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 22127	Mon 09/28/09 04:57 PM
When a trip out of the house means taking the garbage to the curb. at least you don't need a passport watch the trash it may get stolen (Inside joke) I get it.

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Mon 09/28/09 04:59 PM
LOL...going to big Y feels like "going out" and you dress up nice and you try to make up a flirt line for the cashier girl before you get there. Done that too!

seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Mon 09/28/09 05:19 PM
When I like my bed better with just me in it! No snoring, no sharing the sheets, no vibrator either!!!! Just me and my amazingly great pillows. When cooking a simple meal to share makes me feel like I didn't cook for a family EVER. (lost in my own kitchen - if you got this one, you have been alone to long too) When using my shower after someone else has annoys me because it's ALL WET in there! Wow, I have been alone so long that I honestly don't know if I can share my space again....and truthfully that scares me. I have actually thought about this!

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Mon 09/28/09 05:22 PM
Wow, I have been alone so long that I honestly don't know if I can share my space again....and truthfully that scares me. I have actually thought about this! Same here. I'm not sure i could handle criticism about the way I do things, when I go to sleep or what to watch or do during the day. I thought about it too, I don't know if i could ever handle it after this long.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 09/28/09 05:27 PM
Your driver's licence renewal notice arrives in the mail. You exclaim "ah, so that's what I am" when you read the sex.

Englishrose2 Joined Sat 09/26/09 Posts: 1145	Mon 09/28/09 05:28 PM
When you recieve a pre recorded phone call and you think i may just get lucky Anna

Grassman192 Joined Mon 09/14/09 Posts: 119	Mon 09/28/09 05:32 PM
You cant talk to the opposite sex without touching them somehow...

seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Mon 09/28/09 05:32 PM
Wow, I have been alone so long that I honestly don't know if I can share my space again....and truthfully that scares me. I have actually thought about this! Same here. I'm not sure i could handle criticism about the way I do things, when I go to sleep or what to watch or do during the day. I thought about it too, I don't know if i could ever handle it after this long. Thank you for understanding! My space is sooo my own. My favorite belongings - the ones that survived 3 down sizing's and will make this next move with me. There is no physical room for someone else to bring in their stuff, and when I have tried to let someone I resent the 'mess' and crowding. I do not want to live alone for the rest of my life but really, honestly don't know how to become less possessive of the space/place I went through hell and high water to end up with....maybe if I meet the right man all this will just happen easily but I do wonder. Maybe I am destined to share my life but not my home.

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Mon 09/28/09 05:34 PM
LOL this is bad...when you are imagining someone sitting next to you in your car and you try to entertain your imaginary friend with your music.

seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Mon 09/28/09 05:37 PM
LOL this is bad...when you are imagining someone sitting next to you in your car and you try to entertain your imaginary friend with your music. How about this, I imagine myself making a cooking video while imagining I have someone to cook for! LOL