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LOL this is bad...when you are imagining someone sitting next to you in your car and you try to entertain your imaginary friend with your music. Well atleast my friend likes my singing 
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Edited by
TJN
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Mon 09/28/09 05:40 PM
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LOL this is bad...when you are imagining someone sitting next to you in your car and you try to entertain your imaginary friend with your music. Well atleast my friend likes my singing
A real friend????? |
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When you look through your dresser drawer and see your fancy "date" panties and you think to yourself "oh, I forgot I had those".
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When U find an unopened box of condoms from 1998
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Edited by
seamac
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Mon 09/28/09 05:51 PM
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When U find an unopened box of condoms from 1998
For heavens sake DON'T USE THOSE!!! Nothing but holes and leaks! Not from personal experience mind you! |
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Ok, check this one out..
I went over to one of my friends and he's got a wife. So as I was walking in, I could smell a parfume she wore from downstairs and it just surprised me, long forgotten what a women's parfume smell like. LOL, I was sniffing like a dog..
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Ok, check this one out.. I went over to one of my friends and he's got a wife. So as I was walking in, I could smell a parfume she wore from downstairs and it just surprised me, long forgotten what a women's parfume smell like. LOL, I was sniffing like a dog..
AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh the scent of a MAN!!!! Want that back too! |
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When your kin from the Southern parts suggests you should try outside the family.
Bob Out |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 09/28/09 06:04 PM
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Ok, check this one out.. I went over to one of my friends and he's got a wife. So as I was walking in, I could smell a parfume she wore from downstairs and it just surprised me, long forgotten what a women's parfume smell like. LOL, I was sniffing like a dog..
AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh the scent of a MAN!!!! Want that back too! I had an ex, and like weeks after, I noticed I was missing one of my shirts. I left it at her place. So one day I went back and asking her if she has seen my shirt. She said "no". So couple of months down the road, I was at her place again. And then I noticed my shirt was right there next to her pillow and I said "ahh, there it is!" and then she begged me not to take it home. It meed me feel so self conscious..I told her, that's gross that she keeps it there so "she can feel like i'm right there". 
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Ok, check this one out.. I went over to one of my friends and he's got a wife. So as I was walking in, I could smell a parfume she wore from downstairs and it just surprised me, long forgotten what a women's parfume smell like. LOL, I was sniffing like a dog..
AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh the scent of a MAN!!!! Want that back too! I had an ex, and like weeks after, I noticed I was missing one of my shirts. I left it at her place. So one day I went back and asking her if she has seen my shirt. She said "no". So couple of months down the road, I was at her place again. And then I noticed my shirt was right there next to her pillow and I said "ahh, there it is!" and then she begged me not to take it home. It meed me feel so self conscious..I told her, that's gross that she keeps it there so "she can feel like i'm right there".
Scent is probably the strongest memory trigger we have. She was getting comfort from your scent in the shirt. Unless it was clean when you left it, then she was just getting comfort from holding it, even without you in it. |
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When your kin from the Southern parts suggests you should try outside the family.
Bob Out 
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LOL this is bad...when you are imagining someone sitting next to you in your car and you try to entertain your imaginary friend with your music. Well atleast my friend likes my singing
A real friend?????
My imaginary girlfriend thinks I should try out for American Idol
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LOL this is bad...when you are imagining someone sitting next to you in your car and you try to entertain your imaginary friend with your music. Well atleast my friend likes my singing
A real friend?????
My imaginary girlfriend thinks I should try out for American Idol
Your imaginary girlfriend should KNOW you can win A.Idol and she should swoon when you sing!! Let's not even go into how she should melt when you dance with her and sing softly in her ear. |
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Edited by
wux
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Mon 09/28/09 09:07 PM
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When U find an unopened box of condoms from 1998
For heavens sake DON'T USE THOSE!!! Nothing but holes and leaks! Not from personal experience mind you! Right, right, right! Hand them out to high school kids instead or to prostitues travelling through the area. |
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When you notice your dog walks around the house muttering and shaking his head!
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being on mingle becomes the highlight of your day
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when the neighbor you thought was a dork is looking pretty good mowing the lawn with no shirt..
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When you enjoy your time alone with your vibrator lol
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when you suddenly realize that you just had an entire conversation with yourself....and it was the only intelligent conversation yiou had all day.
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