IS IT A SIN TO GET A B-OW JOB???

yes

From your wife? No.

Oh absolutely.

Oral sex is a cardinal sin that cannot ever be forgiven under any
circumstances.

Anyone who engages in oral sex will not only go to hell but they will be
stricken with perpetual diarrhea and not provided any toilet paper for
all eternity.

I guess there's gonna be a lot of people with chapped
azzes

Oh Abra!

You can make a wish and blow out the candles.

Well, when I blow out the candles, I'm not wishing for world peace. Is
that a sin too?

Abracadabra,

One of these days you are going to realize that there are more important
things than your pride. I pray that it's not too late for you when you
finally learn that lesson. Honestly, I have rarely seen anyone who
hates Christianity and God more than you, how any Christian could sully
themselves by pretending that you have anything intelligent to offer is
beyond me.

I KNOW WHEN HE VERBALLY ASSAULTED ME NOT ONCE BUT SERVERAL TIMES IN THE
FORUM HE JUST MAKES ME SICK ESPECAILLY THE WAY HE HHAS CHRITIANS FOOLED
BUT I KNOW HIS GAMES OF TRYING TO PULL THE CHRISTIANS AWAY FROM GOD

What ive learned from this thread:
Oral sex might be a sin,
Sarcastic humor definatly is

Connor:

Not necessarily, Red if the candles are trick candles and light right
back up.

Wonderman, just listen to yourself.
If you can't feel "assaulted" or "attacked", you are not happy.

Are you trying to play the martyr?

Any Christian I know, and most of my friends are Christians, are
laughing about your reaction.

It's too funny how you play yourself in the foreground because you are
afraid one could overlook you.

Andrea, I want to attack you...with hugs and kisses and cuddles...


(I got the most beautiful mail today...)

I am in awe...and in love..

Attacked

Why don't I feel attacked?

I'm glad it finally arrived, was wondering already

sorry, overlooked the hugs and kisses, now I feel wonderfully
attacked

invisible,

Once again, your selective sense of moral outrage shields your eyes from
your own hypocracy. Abra started a thread, JUST to poke fun at
Wonderman and yet you never get tired of smelling his crap. Abra has
said many times how stupid someone would have to be to be a
Christian...No outrage from you. So why don't you and your "Christian"
friends keep on laughing and we'll see who gets the last laugh.

1 Peter 2:21-23
'... Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example that ye should
follow his steps... Who, when he was reviled, reviled not again; when he
suffered, he threatened not; but committed himself to him that judgeth
righteously'

Return not evil for percevied evil it is not in keeping with the
teachings of the One you hold as Lord.

Hebrews 8:12

'For I will be merciful to their unrighteousness, and their sins and
their iniquities will I remember no more.'

Follow in His footsteps and leave be those things that trouble you for
if you feel another has wronged you and you hold on to that wrongness
and forgive not you have allowed it to consume you.