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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57 | |
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Where does one find a sausage maker???    Ready???? It's an attachment of the meat grinder. |
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 Dear diary....I want a sausage maker!!!
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or even a man made out of bacon!!!
 
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A man made out of bacon would be dreamy. But I might need several....
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Ok. Ok. Ok. Enough with the jokes. Your meat pounder used a meat grinder. But after he washed his sausage. We know he's good at both grinding meat and grinding meat. We don't need to know if he pounded his meat to tenderize it before or after he pounded his meat. Just be greatful he favors grinding meat and pounding meat instead of settling for mediocre wieners and beans. Because real men like pounding and grinding meat.
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A man made out of bacon would be dreamy. But I might need several.... 
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Ahhh LHB.... you are truly truly a laugh riot.
Admit you were snickering too!!! |
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Men get shocked when we talk of such things. I tried to tell him that we also talk about manginas and feminine itch when we go to the bathroom in pairs but he just wouldnt believe me!!!
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i got top sirlon steak and you dont......
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i got top sirlon steak and you dont......  The word of the day is GRIND!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 69 AND THE NUMBER S!!!!  
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My meat grinder and I watched an episode of Weeds yesterday and these two women were talking about being gay. I laughed and told him all women say this... but we don't mean it. But most of us say it. We would get protein deprived though.
We also fondle each other's breasts in the restroom to see whose feel more real and firm.
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My meat grinder and I watched an episode of Weeds yesterday and these two women were talking about being gay. I laughed and told him all women say this... but we don't mean it. But most of us say it. We would get protein deprived though. We also fondle each other's breasts in the restroom to see whose feel more real and firm.
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Dear diary.....I think I killed biker with soft porn!!!
 
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Killing me softly with her porn...killing me softly...
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Poor Guy!!!
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My meat grinder and I watched an episode of Weeds yesterday and these two women were talking about being gay. I laughed and told him all women say this... but we don't mean it. But most of us say it. We would get protein deprived though. We also fondle each other's breasts in the restroom to see whose feel more real and firm.
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Killing me softly with her porn...killing me softly...
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Killing me softly with her porn...killing me softly... so I've been told
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My meat grinder and I watched an episode of Weeds yesterday and these two women were talking about being gay. I laughed and told him all women say this... but we don't mean it. But most of us say it. We would get protein deprived though. We also fondle each other's breasts in the restroom to see whose feel more real and firm. 
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Maybe we can invite him to the restroom, that will 'perk' him up!!
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