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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:00 AM
monkey rock anything like hawt sweaty monkey love ????? It was just a bar with banana sucking contests, amateur (ya right amateur) stripper pole dancing.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:00 AM
Hey biker.......do you think you could have stepped back 10 more feet while taking this picture???? hahahaaaaaaaa I do look good from a distance!!! ...you should love that picture! Its like all the rest of yours- barely showing your face! Ha ha ha! I dont like showing my face......I dont take very good pictures!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/14/09 11:03 AM
Monkey rock was a dud. Bsaically exotic dancers. Gypsy was hotter than them. Fat rolls and stripper poles.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:07 AM
Bahhhhhhhhh the life of a biker. Always worrying about rain and wind and tornadoes!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 09/14/09 11:08 AM
Monkey rock was a dud. Bsaically exotic dancers. Gypsy was hotter than them. Fat rolls and stripper poles.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:09 AM
Monkey rock was a dud. Bsaically exotic dancers. Gypsy was hotter than them. Fat rolls and stripper poles. Nahhhhhhhhh there was some hot bods!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:11 AM
Dear diary.......surprizingly Im getting quite comfortable wearing these socks and high heels!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/14/09 11:14 AM
omg my lower back is fukced right up this mornin

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/14/09 11:15 AM
And next up on the pole is another amatuer dancer who is a 4th grade teacher from missoula montana. Let's give a big round of applause for CANDY!!!!! A blonde barbie with 6800 worth of breast implants and 2 grand worth of hair extentions wearing a bejewelled halter with tassels and boy shorts sprints across the stage and in one leap jumps to the top of the stripper pole, latches her legs around it and spins around like a top upside down 12 times to the ground. And upon reaching the ground humps it erotically like she's a sex starved animal driven back to basic instincts. I looked at gypsy and said "Amateur myass. 4th grade teacher from missoula myass. She's been pole stroking for 10 years"!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 09/14/09 11:17 AM
see i told ya all you need was your ankle's pinned behind your head !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:17 AM
omg my lower back is fukced right up this mornin Would you like a headache to go with that???? My ibuprophen isnt working!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:19 AM
And next up on the pole is another amatuer dancer who is a 4th grade teacher from missoula montana. Let's give a big round of applause for CANDY!!!!! A blonde barbie with 6800 worth of breast implants and 2 grand worth of hair extentions wearing a bejewelled halter with tassels and boy shorts sprints across the stage and in one leap jumps to the top of the stripper pole, latches her legs around it and spins around like a top upside down 12 times to the ground. And upon reaching the ground humps it erotically like she's a sex starved animal driven back to basic instincts. I looked at gypsy and said "Amateur myass. 4th grade teacher from missoula myass. She's been pole stroking for 10 years"!!!! My favourite was an amatuer........a guy about 27. He knew dem moves better than anyone!!! I think he got 2nd place???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:20 AM
Dear diary......you have 5 minutes and then I gotta flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/14/09 11:21 AM
Bahhhhhhhhh the life of a biker. Always worrying about rain and wind and tornadoes!!!! ...and gypsys safety. Ever been hit by a hailstone bigger than a golfball? How bout 100 of them? Ouch. I have.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/14/09 11:23 AM
oh I got a head ache an a fever to an I'm allergic to asprin/ibuprophin all that junk

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:23 AM
Bahhhhhhhhh the life of a biker. Always worrying about rain and wind and tornadoes!!!! ...and gypsys safety. Ever been hit by a hailstone bigger than a golfball? How bout 100 of them? Ouch. I have. I only like riding on sunny days....NO HAIL!! NO RAIN! NO IMPENDING BLACK CLOUDS!!! Yes I am a princess!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 09/14/09 11:24 AM
an I'm hungry an all a lone not used to this kid at school thing

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:25 AM
oh I got a head ache an a fever to an I'm allergic to asprin/ibuprophin all that junk Ok...if you cant take any of that. Get cool/tempid wet wash cloths and put them under your arms, forehead, behind your knees.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 11:25 AM
an I'm hungry an all a lone not used to this kid at school thing Ohhhhhhhh I remember the sheer joy of having no child all day!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/14/09 11:26 AM
5 minutes. Booooooo. Ya mean I gotta go back to dem boring threads? Booooooo.