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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57 | |
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Utoh
Someones Cranky |
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Dont call me........
I'll call YOU!!!    
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Utoh Someones Cranky |
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Dear diary.....Im walking around with socks and high heels so I can stretch my shoes so they dont killllllllllllllll me!!!
Its very attractive!!! 
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Dear diary, its monday. I struggle with chicago traffic. I'm hoping for a great week. I rose early and sent 50 pictures from the rally to gypsy off SD cards considering I learned to send them in bundles. She is sending me some of hers putting big smiles on my face. I like the backstage pic of phil and I. He called the other day to say hi on his busy rockstar schedule. OMG! Is my hair really that long? You're makin my day gypsy. Love you.
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 Cranky women, with headaches, that just woke up.  "Let me get you some coffee and I'll shut up and leave you alone." How that works! |
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Dear diary, its monday. I struggle with chicago traffic. I'm hoping for a great week. I rose early and sent 50 pictures from the rally to gypsy off SD cards considering I learned to send them in bundles. She is sending me some of hers putting big smiles on my face. I like the backstage pic of phil and I. He called the other day to say hi on his busy rockstar schedule. OMG! Is my hair really that long? You're makin my day gypsy. Love you.  
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Cranky women, with headaches, that just woke up. "Let me get you some coffee and I'll shut up and leave you alone." How that works! 
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Dear diary....
I finally had rocking sex yesterday morning, and it's been months and months. My back muscles are actually sore. I'm so thrilled. The funniest part is that he ground meat for me afterwards. |
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No kidding, he literally cut up beef and put it in a meat grinder, then made fresh burgers and cooked them on the grill.
But I spent several moments thinking about how funny that was. |
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Dear diary.... I finally had rocking sex yesterday morning, and it's been months and months. My back muscles are actually sore. I'm so thrilled. The funniest part is that he ground meat for me afterwards. 
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Dear diary.... I finally had rocking sex yesterday morning, and it's been months and months. My back muscles are actually sore. I'm so thrilled. The funniest part is that he ground meat for me afterwards. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh rocking sex.........gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd Im jealous!!! 
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No kidding, he literally cut up beef and put it in a meat grinder, then made fresh burgers and cooked them on the grill. But I spent several moments thinking about how funny that was.
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My beefcake made me beef burgers.... I was smirking the whole time in the kitchen. After grinding.... I mean come on, all the material to make jokes is just outstanding!
If his two teenage sons hadn't come home during this... I would have said something. Several somethings. It is so funny!!! |
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I want to bring that "Beef, it's what's for dinner" commercial back...
I wonder if I can get a poster and hang it in his bedroom. |
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I hope he washed his hands!!!
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Showered, actually.
Then we all ate together, and his kids kept asking, are you sure this is just meat? All beef? And I was dying.... dying.... |
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Your meat grinder really is a MEAT GRINDER!!!
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Your meat grinder really is a MEAT GRINDER!!! Yes!!!!  He told me he makes sausage too
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Where does one find a sausage maker???
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