Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again? I just love that one.

You must be tired you've been runing around in my head all day!

Is it hot here or is it just you!

Do i know you from somewhere!

when a guy walked up to me and said..."I don't think we should leave just yet."................(best for originality...left by himself though)

get your coat youve pulled,
how am i still single

no idea!

Do you wanna play carpenter? First we'll get hammered and then you can nail me?

I was once babysitting my nephew and he was being a HUGE brat. This guy who I had caught checking me out was looking at the kid like he was a hellion and I said "He needs a daddy...and so do I."

Yea he was shocked until I started laughing like crazy and then he got the joke. I told him he was my nephew and he asked for my number...

I dunno if that constitutes...

All time favourite though...

Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Me: I dunno...
Guy: Enough to break the ice...My name's Jake

Smooth bugger

heres 10p, call ya mum and tell her you aint comin home.
wana play war games, i`ll lay down and you can blow the hell outa me.
are your legs tired..... cos youve been running throu my mind all day.

Are you from the country? Because you look like you'd appreciate a roll in the hay. LAME!!!

man........ some of these are lame.....lol




Are you ready for the most orgasmic unrepeteable night of sex of your life? NO? well would you mind lying down so i could have one?


**** me if im wrong but didnt you say you wanted to suck me all night long?


Hey, wanna go back to my place for a pizza and a ****? no? what, don't like pizza?


Do you know why nice guys like me finish always finish last? we believe our women should Always *** first!!!!

the last one isn't bad

Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Me: I dunno...
Guy: Enough to break the ice...My name's Jake




I love that one lol. it'll for sure get me in trouble.

I love that one lol. it'll for sure get me in trouble.


probably

My brother tried this one in Fort Worth and the girl had the last laugh,he said"Babe,I'll love to get in your pants."she said "Go ahead there's one a$$hole in there already"

Can I borrow your cell? My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

i lost my phone#. can i have yours?

Baby, you're just like milk - you help keep bones strong.

I dunno, but i think the ultimate pickup line ive heard which WORKED was...


I WOULD STICK MY TONGUE SO FAR UP YOUR *** YOU WOULD QUIVER FOR HOURS, AND THEN I WOULD JUST FEED YOU FRUIT, AND WHIPPED CREAM, AND THEN **** YOU SO HARD I PUT YOU TO SLEEP.

I dunno, but it worked when someone said it to me.

works for me

He said it all up in my ear too, so I could feel the vibrations of his words against my ears, and his lips kept touching them when he talked.. instant moisture..

darlin' your hawtier than doughnut grease !