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Topic: Favorite Pickup Lines?
mry Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 8401	Sat 07/04/09 05:26 AM
Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again? I just love that one.

serena69 Joined Thu 06/25/09 Posts: 45	Sat 07/04/09 05:35 AM
You must be tired you've been runing around in my head all day! Is it hot here or is it just you! Do i know you from somewhere!

teasingbrunette Joined Tue 05/26/09 Posts: 5449	Sat 07/04/09 07:44 AM
when a guy walked up to me and said..."I don't think we should leave just yet."................(best for originality...left by himself though)

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Sat 07/04/09 07:48 AM
get your coat youve pulled, how am i still single

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Sat 07/04/09 07:50 AM
get your coat youve pulled, how am i still single no idea! Do you wanna play carpenter? First we'll get hammered and then you can nail me?

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Sat 07/04/09 07:55 AM
I was once babysitting my nephew and he was being a HUGE brat. This guy who I had caught checking me out was looking at the kid like he was a hellion and I said "He needs a daddy...and so do I." Yea he was shocked until I started laughing like crazy and then he got the joke. I told him he was my nephew and he asked for my number... I dunno if that constitutes... All time favourite though... Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh? Me: I dunno... Guy: Enough to break the ice...My name's Jake Smooth bugger

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Sat 07/04/09 07:55 AM
heres 10p, call ya mum and tell her you aint comin home. wana play war games, i`ll lay down and you can blow the hell outa me. are your legs tired..... cos youve been running throu my mind all day.

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Sat 07/04/09 08:17 AM
Are you from the country? Because you look like you'd appreciate a roll in the hay. LAME!!!

bigjohn525 Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 29	Sat 07/04/09 07:19 PM
man........ some of these are lame.....lol Are you ready for the most orgasmic unrepeteable night of sex of your life? NO? well would you mind lying down so i could have one? ** me if im wrong but didnt you say you wanted to suck me all night long? Hey, wanna go back to my place for a pizza and a ? no? what, don't like pizza? Do you know why nice guys like me finish always finish last? we believe our women should Always * first!!!!

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Sat 07/04/09 08:07 PM
man........ some of these are lame.....lol Are you ready for the most orgasmic unrepeteable night of sex of your life? NO? well would you mind lying down so i could have one? ** me if im wrong but didnt you say you wanted to suck me all night long? Hey, wanna go back to my place for a pizza and a ? no? what, don't like pizza? Do you know why nice guys like me finish always finish last? we believe our women should Always * first!!!! the last one isn't bad

Trevor_Mallow Joined Fri 07/03/09 Posts: 130	Sat 07/04/09 10:41 PM
Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh? Me: I dunno... Guy: Enough to break the ice...My name's Jake I love that one lol. it'll for sure get me in trouble.

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Sat 07/04/09 10:57 PM
Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh? Me: I dunno... Guy: Enough to break the ice...My name's Jake I love that one lol. it'll for sure get me in trouble. probably

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Sun 07/05/09 01:13 AM
My brother tried this one in Fort Worth and the girl had the last laugh,he said"Babe,I'll love to get in your pants."she said "Go ahead there's one a$$hole in there already"

crickstergo Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 1965	Sun 07/05/09 05:06 PM
Can I borrow your cell? My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

FETTS61 Joined Sat 08/18/07 Posts: 31425	Sun 07/05/09 05:23 PM
i lost my phone#. can i have yours?

NYer_in_Texas Joined Fri 07/03/09 Posts: 15	Sun 07/05/09 06:08 PM
Baby, you're just like milk - you help keep bones strong.

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Sun 07/05/09 06:26 PM
I dunno, but i think the ultimate pickup line ive heard which WORKED was... I WOULD STICK MY TONGUE SO FAR UP YOUR * YOU WOULD QUIVER FOR HOURS, AND THEN I WOULD JUST FEED YOU FRUIT, AND WHIPPED CREAM, AND THEN ** YOU SO HARD I PUT YOU TO SLEEP. I dunno, but it worked when someone said it to me.

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Sun 07/05/09 07:42 PM
I dunno, but i think the ultimate pickup line ive heard which WORKED was... I WOULD STICK MY TONGUE SO FAR UP YOUR * YOU WOULD QUIVER FOR HOURS, AND THEN I WOULD JUST FEED YOU FRUIT, AND WHIPPED CREAM, AND THEN ** YOU SO HARD I PUT YOU TO SLEEP. I dunno, but it worked when someone said it to me. works for me

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Sun 07/05/09 07:52 PM
I dunno, but i think the ultimate pickup line ive heard which WORKED was... I WOULD STICK MY TONGUE SO FAR UP YOUR * YOU WOULD QUIVER FOR HOURS, AND THEN I WOULD JUST FEED YOU FRUIT, AND WHIPPED CREAM, AND THEN ** YOU SO HARD I PUT YOU TO SLEEP. I dunno, but it worked when someone said it to me. works for me He said it all up in my ear too, so I could feel the vibrations of his words against my ears, and his lips kept touching them when he talked.. instant moisture..

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sun 07/05/09 07:57 PM
darlin' your hawtier than doughnut grease !